What would you tell him? What would you ask him?
2007-06-14 17:47:27 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, because I ordered the Unholy Pie special from Ol' Scratch's Pizzeria......and it's got to reach my door before 30 minutes or I get my soul back!
2007-06-14 17:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Satan has already been thru this door for five years. I'm constantly trying to get him the hell out of here, but he likes hell so he's not leaving yet. I'm waiting for a little bit of heaven and hoping he won't like it.
2007-06-15 01:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mishter Santa man, would you pweese give me a tied-up-kidnapped David Tennant for Christmas? Pweese? Or Simon Pegg? Or Johnny Depp?"
2007-06-15 00:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'm at work. I'd make him strip naked, wear one of those open backed hospital gowns. I'd ask him if he had any allergies, then I would tell him to bare it cuz he was going to get a shot of Rocephin in his Butt cheeks!!!
2007-06-15 00:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*realizing there are two sides to every story*
I'd offer him a drink on the porch and talk with him. He would be a bitter little man I'm guessing, but the adventure to actually speak with him... You would never know the truth of what he would say, but to listen to his side of things...
He knows me better than I know myself. It would be intresting.
2007-06-15 02:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You kidding? I even rode the mechanical bull with him tonight! It was so much fun. We were just laughing and I said, "I'd sell my soul to get to ride this again." And then we did.
Opps.
2007-06-15 00:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's selling Amway again isn't he? I'd tell him to get off my property or I'll have Smithers release the hounds.
2007-06-15 00:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would challenge him to a game of pool. I would make fun of him for Johnny whoopin his *** on the fiddle. I mean who plays the fiddle?
2007-06-15 00:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry; the door's locked for the night. [I just wandered off P&S and ended up in Iran!] Chain me down !!!
2007-06-15 00:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would send him to the neighbors who play their music way too loud
2007-06-15 00:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋