have you ever been visited by an alien?

Question

have you ever been visited by aliens,god,mary poppins?
well heres the place to tell your tale the best tall tale will be given the ten points and be stared on all of there asks for the next week

please i'm bored to death

come on people more more more

is there any stores about being abducted by mary poppins if people can come up wit really good stories about that then they might win instead

Answer 1

I had a boss that must have come from hell, but that is the closest to a supernatural being i have met

Answer 2

Experienced God directly when I was seventeen, had an extremely vivid dream about aliens and saw a U.F.O. land when I was a young child (with my family) in the road ahead of us, very visible, have seen a tiny man-like creature run like an Olympic sprinter across a four-lane road with my girlfriend (never seen her look so pale).
Is that enough? I have more, but most people look at me funny. It's too bad, as I don't think of it as a big part of my life (except the first thing) and I'm not religious, didn't get a message, a mission, and don't expect anyone to take my comments as proof (that would be a silly expectation). I have a strong background in scientific method, have a lot of training in logic (formal logic, symbolic logic, critical thinking), have had a cat-scan, saw a psychologist after the "god thing" who sent me away saying, "If you had a psychotic break, then I've only been able to find good effects. I see no reason for us to continue talking, but if you need me, I'm here." It was worth going for the peace of mind it gave me.
I've never taken drugs, don't drink, and am rather skeptical when people tell me their stories.

I don't think I deserve the 10 points because it isn't a tall tale.
Thanks, anyway.

Answer 3

I was 4 years old I lived in a converted garage, My mom divided the living area from the sleeping area with a thin fabric curtain. We had a door with a window and the backyard light would shine through it. We didn't really watch tv much and instead played outside. I had no idea about aliens. I remember seeing two "people" maybe about three times. They would communicate with me telepathically in a different language but translated to My language. Two slender figures stood behind the curtain and they where nice always asked to go with them and one night I asked my mom for permission while she was sleeping and made an sound, I thought she said yes. I stepped outside the door and I can't remember a thing after that. I just know that when getting ready to walk back inside I was standing around the corner of the garage by the backyard but I can't remember how I got there. After this I kept always reaching out to my forehead and feeling a dent that is about 3 inches long. I still have it.

Answer 4

When I was young. My sister and I thought we had been abducted. We told our folks. I was older than she so I was whipped for making up lies. We told a couple of our teachers and were labeled as trouble makers and punished. We eventually stopped saying anything to anyone or to each other. In 1989 I had a stroke and ended up in the hospital with many tests ran. After an MRI of my head my Dr. came in and closed the door of my room and started telling me of their findings. Says I have a metallic deposit deep in my brain. Said it was like a handful of flour spilled in the middle of a cutting board. The techs had mentioned the oddity of it and as to how they had never seen it before. So this old Dr. asks me of my life and how I might have come by this. C'mon Doc, you are the expert here why you asking me this. Just some background he says. After about 15 minutes or so he starts talkin bout aliens and alien abductions and stuff and did I think I had ever been abducted.

People say you are crazy. They laugh at you. They taunt you. Then when there is no one around they ask you certain questions that you know they would only know to ask if they had been abducted too.

Answer 5

I live in a very rural part of Minnesota, in the deep woods. One evening in the early spring I went to walk over to a neighobr's house, about 1/2 mile away. I bumped into what I thought was an old lady in a thick fur coat, kind of hunched over. I said "Excuse me, are you all right?" It stood up. It was the BIGGEST black bear I had ever seen. Needless to say I broke the 300 yard dash world's record back to my front door. I don't think my feet ever touched the ground, I was so surprised. That was the MOST amazing thing that's ever happened to me. I actually walked right into a WILD bear and managed to get away without so much as a scratch.

OK, it wasn't an alien story but It's still pretty cool, you have to admit it.

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 6

Well, not exactly. I'm an alien myself, you see. Listen, I've been here for a while, and while this place is full of natural beauty and cute animals, the humans, for the most part, are not all that interesting. They're self absorbed, bored, immune to the beauty around them, and rather easily provoked. Some of them even spend their time inside, typing answers to silly questions that people they don't know have asked. We're giving them until 2043 to improve, and if they don't, we're not going to interfere with that big asteroid headed toward Earth. Anyway, that's about it for now. One of the solar panels is fried, and I've got to go replace it. Cheers, ET.

Answer 7

I was liying in bed, just awoken from an explosion in a dream I just had. I am sleeping in my sister's room, her old baby crib in in front of me, partially blocking my view. Since my head is looking out of the door, I see two tall figures in the hallway. Thinking it was my dad getting ready for work, and my mom helping, I went to shout goodbye. But a little voice in my head said to be quiet, and keep still. I watched intently for about ten minutes, until I fell asleep again.

The next morning when I woke up for school, my mother asked me, "Did you have a strange dream last night?" I said that I had a dream about a man getting disinigrated, followed by a loud explosion, the same one which woke me up. Then she said that we has visitors that night. I didn't quite understand until she explained a bit. She said that she woke up, and heard something talking in the hallway. She said that it sounded like the aliens off of that movie "Signs". My mom said that the clicky noises went into the bathroom, then a loud bang, then silence.

I went into the bathroom where she heard them the last time, and the back end of my toothbrush was melted, as though the molecules heated when they were beamed back to the mother ship. Creepie.

Answer 8

No but I have been visited by some pretty strange people.. almost alien.
I saw a teenage girl with a clothspin in her nose, that was pretty alien..
I went in the bathroom in a taco place last night and after wanted to wash my hands. The toilet tank lid was gone and there was soap next to the open tank and a towel one side of it. I guess that was where they wanted you to wash your hands. Saves money on buying a sink.. Pretty alien!

Answer 9

Being an Alien set upon( for research) my Maker's "god forsaken world of SOL III (earth)" yes I have been visited by "Aliens". I've been visited by long ones, tall ones, big ones black ones,blue ones red ones, white ones, yellow ones, crazy ones, and out of the middle of them came the looneiest of all; I 've determined that it was referred to as a "Lady"(woman,girl,female) She whispered in my ear something crazy. I've never been the same since. She said "Spill the wine dig that girl" over,over and over again until I myself believed it.Well to make along story short... I drank instead of spilt the wine and dug that girl and she took everything she could and was gone in a blink of a gundark!!!

Answer 10

i was on my way the the market with my cow one day, my mother wanted me to sell the cow and buy some groceries.
on the way there i was accosted by two little cone headed midgets who asked if they could come along to the market with me because the were bored, like yourself. anyway on the way there there, we got talking about were they lived and to my suprise the said they did live local and were on the run from the authorities.
i said that i'd better not be seen with them and hasterly made my retreat.
when i final arrived home my mother had my dinner ready. just before i was about to took in, there was a loud knock at the door.
my mother answered and in walked two immegration officers who said they were looking for two illegal aliens.
oohhh, i said, because i'm no snitch.

Answer 11

My lover is an alien. She is from Japan and is not a citizen of the USA. We visit one another often. I know many people from other lands who are aliens. I've had lovers from China, Denmark, Holland, France, Germany, etc. There are no people from other planets who visit Earth, though.