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Yea thanks I really enjoyed that mountain dew you spit all over me.

2007-06-14 16:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by mAD~mOD 5 · 3 1

Could you please clean the crumbs out of in between my little key bodies? It gets irritating to my protective covering. Geez, a little turn me over and shake me would help. Don't be so durn lazy....all you ever want to do is push push push.........ouch!

2007-06-14 16:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by missellie 7 · 1 1

"Dude, stop dribbling tears on me for starters. And those food stains....enough is enough!....I deserve better!...you keep this up, and i swear, the next time, I promis the keys will stick, and you'll be typing nothing but oipjfgohls; vcdho;Ihv'sAJGP!

2007-06-14 16:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"Crap, man, why can't you hit the keys right? I have never seen such sloppy typing in all my days. My backspace key hurts like the devil from all those typos!"

2007-06-14 16:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 1

ouch!
the pain the pain stop with typing ow!no more no more!
2,4,6,8 this is a job that really stinks!

2007-06-14 17:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by kholood a 1 · 0 0

She can sure get risque for an old gal.

2007-06-14 16:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 0

i m using my laptop rite now but if it could talk it would prolly cuss me out everything i touch a key

2007-06-14 16:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1 1

*OUCH
*clean me
*not so hard
*learn how to spell
*stop two finger typing
*whats that suppose to mean?
the key board probably would never shut up

2007-06-14 16:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1 1

Disinfect me. I've got more germs than a poverty stricken minority boy living by a landfill

2007-06-14 16:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by fancy unicorn 4 · 1 2

Get the hell off me lol

2007-06-14 18:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by IloveYou a 1 · 0 0

Stop beating me

2007-06-14 16:20:02 · answer #11 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 1 1

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