if you saw a little man in a canoe paddling around your toiled what would you do?

Answer 1

Pick him up and put him in the medicine cabinet where I keep the pixies as punishment for trying to escape....again

Answer 2

I would dance around singing
"Bubble, Bubble, toil and trouble"
and then look at everything i toiled, including the little man.

Answer 3

I would send the Tidy Bowl Man after him
to tip his canoe and he would have to
hold onto one of those logs in the down pour and
the wind,never mind the whirl pool...(-:*

Answer 4

I would try and rescue him and give him a good life in the pond in the back yard,with the other little men that I have found paddling around my toilet from time to time.(that was good stuff).......and I have seen allot more then that let me tell ya!!

Answer 5

Knowing he must have come up the pipe, not in my front door, and further knowing that I have a septic tank, not city sewer so he came from my yard??, I guess I'd run like h*ll before his buddy in a kayak came floating up too!

Answer 6

I would capture him, clean him off, fix up his canoe, and make a little lake for him in my backyard, fence in of course so he wouldn't run away. I'd make little white water rapids for him, teach him tricks and then use him as a tourist attraction, make some cash

Answer 7

Flush.

Answer 8

i'd laugh then suggest that he should continue in the bathtub cuz he wouldnt enjoy falling into poop-smelling water

Answer 9

keep him in a bucket and let my dogs paddle his water

Answer 10

Find a good head doctor.