say something funny, smart, awesome.
whatevers the best gets ten points
2007-06-14 14:59:26 · 40 answers · asked by nthomas93 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Time flies like an arrow.....
Fruit flies like a banana
2007-06-14 15:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Autumn 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok here is a joke 4 u.....
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-06-14 15:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there once was a popcile named joe(TM)
he had no place to go
he was in the freezer all day
and he wanted to get away
finally a hand went in
but it didnt get him!
and thats wen he realized he was a gross flavor
like broccoli
or something
soon more popciles came out
and joe(TM), he started to pout
because he was getting old and he was starting
to mold
joe(TM) was the last to go
but wen he came out he melted like snow
and as he slowly died he realized
he had a long good life
he had a long good life
HE HAD A LONG GOOD LIFE!
he had a longgggg goooood life..in the freezer
i wrote that song and it is trade marked
2007-06-14 15:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go rip your arms off and go arm wrestle Steven Seagal.
~You're The Dream, Unicorn!~
37% more evil (and ignorant) than ever before!
2007-06-14 15:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by You're The Dream, Unicorn! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
2007-06-14 15:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chico say cousin Rico sucks.
Chico say Uncle Smitty sucks.
2007-06-14 15:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Have we taken forever in vane.Into the past.Did we think forever was really going to last.
2007-06-14 15:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, do I even give a crap?
2007-06-14 15:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by dabe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like chocolate milk!
Thats scary bananas
if you haven't walked in someone elses shoes... don't judge their brand.
2007-06-14 15:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Yay me!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU are funny, smart, and awesome!. I like your Questions, AND your Answers......
2007-06-14 15:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋