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I have been ever so violated by the yaholes this evening that I have neglected my guests!!

2007-06-14 14:47:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

Don't sweat it, sweetie.

The question now is, now that you've conquered the bull, you ready to give the dragon a spin?

2007-06-14 14:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You are just fine, girl.

I've been manning the bar....I'm not real good with martinis, so some people are getting pissed, but I've mixed up a mean batch of margaritas.....arrrrrriba, hermosa!!!!

Here you go....I've got frozen and rocks.....OK, rocks it is.
Here, let me salt the rim....this is my specialty. Why, yes, I did bring these cool glasses from home....aren't they cute how the bowl is like a little sombrero?

Hey, I made some seven-layer dip, too...It's out on the deck if those nerdy guys from science&mathematics haven't eaten it all yet.

No, you're right...they really are kind of cute.....AND smart!
I shouldn't ignore them just because I got a "D" in geometry, for Pete's sake! Plus, even nerdy guys should get the opportunity to ogle me in my new halter top! Yep, it's new. Ann Taylor, ON SALE, mind you. I'm not even going to tell you how much, either because you'd: A)go into a total jealous funk or B)leave the party right now and go get one just to copy! Ha! Sorry, it was the last one. But they have lots of great stuff, and it's a pretty good sale.

OK, go mingle.....
.......always love your parties....

2007-06-14 14:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

This is Security, Ma'am. Just signal which one of the yaholes, need to be tossed outta here. And I'll get right on it.

2007-06-14 21:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 2 1

Oh dear....
You never need to worry when you are here with us. Those yahole dipshits will soon dry up and blow away.

2007-06-14 15:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 3 0

Love I did not even get an invatation to tonights party do you know how hurt I am *sigh*

2007-06-14 14:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Just squirm your life away!

But put your best foot forward! Is that your best foot? Looks good for a foot.

2007-06-14 14:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 2 0

Ok how come the yahoo's get to violate you and we don't?
*pouts and kicks dirt with toe*

2007-06-14 15:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3 0

Yes i am a forgivable person.

2007-06-14 14:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I will forgive you because you are one of the greatest hostess there is.

2007-06-14 14:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Miss T 7 · 3 0

I took last night off & I'm just getting here now! No harm done to me! :-)

2007-06-14 14:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 3 0

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