Is the profundity of the Y!A pond measured in feet or fathoms?

Answer 1

Rana sylvatica, yet again... man, oh, man, I mean the word profundity comes, like from Latin, like it means deep or something, on the other hand, knowing that you are true(?) amphibian, pardon the expression, I would have to say it would have to be fathoms, man, no other way... on the other hand, the level of idiocy here can not be like, fathomed, man... oh man, I guess then it has to be feet, man, my head spins, like, man (passes out from mental effort)
also, is fathoms, like the same as phantoms ? they sure sound the same...
anyhow... an amphibian joke for you, frog...
a pirate is sitting at the bar, he has a wooden leg, a hook for right hand and a glass eye. a young amphibian sailor sitting next to him points at the wooden peg and asks "what happend, mate ?" the pirate says: "we were boarding a Spanish man-of-war, the cannon shell exploded close, took my leg off"
OK mate, says the young sailor, what about the hook ?
oh, mate we were just to board a Portuguese privateer and I got my hand chopped off as I was to climb aboard Arggghhh...
I see, says the young sailor, what about the eye, mate...
well, says the pirate, I was on watch and looked up, and this seagull flying overhead crapped right in my eye... the young sailor screams in disbelief ... YOU LOST YOUR EYE BECAUSE OF BIRD CRAP ???
no, says the pirate, it was my first day with the hook...
ARRGHHH...
now that is a PROFOUND and true story which can only be measured in wooden feet and never really fathomed.

Answer 2

Hard to say - but the level of Idiocy can be measured in Light Years!

Answer 3

6 feet

Answer 4

I thought it was measured in thumbs.

Answer 5

I'm afraid your question is unfathomable.

Answer 6

the unit of measure here is,
crackpots........

Answer 7

millimeters.

Answer 8

acre-feet............def acre-feet