Hahahaha..... God Ben...... that so freaking cracked me up!
But he's got a point. I asked a question today which is harder to lose... a lover or a friend. Seriously, I think friends are harder to lose. And along those lines.... I could definitely live without the sex longer than without friendship. Gosh, I have been for years. (I soooooo had Kramer beat!) But you are so right. My friends are so very very important to me. I would much rather please them and have them to laugh and play with than anything else. You're right...... priorities just change. Friends....... are for life. :) Sex? it comes........ then goes. *wink*
2007-06-14 16:48:28
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answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. What did God say when he created Adam? I can do better than this. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist. A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari apperared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. A knife she got from the kitchen Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. When would you want a man's company? When he owns it. What are a woman's four favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A dog only takes a couple of months to train A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing. Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy edit: erotic What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her. Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl. What's the one thing that keeps most men out of college? tutoring women! What do you call a woman that works like a man?? hard working! edit: myth Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes? It had a penis AND a brain!
2016-04-01 08:08:41
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answered by Anonymous
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You are so right! Friendship is much more important to me than sex at this point in my life. I'm 59 for another 6 days.
2007-06-14 16:54:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't even play a sax. I used to play violin when I was 10 but that was just for a year. My son played sax for a few years. Oh...wait a minute. You said sex. Never mind.
2007-06-14 13:45:44
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answered by Cyndie 6
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THAT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERSON SOME BECOME NUNS AND MONKS AND TAKE AN OATH TO NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN SOME PEOPLE CAN'T GO WITHOUT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR POISON IS I WOULD PREFER TO MAKE LOVE I DON'T HAVE SEX YOU CAN GET THAT FROM ANYONE MAKING LOVE IS DIFFERENT
2007-06-14 12:34:06
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answered by kitty 6
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You got that right Mr. Dickens...have a good evening!
2007-06-14 12:29:50
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answered by deb 7
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Cyndie is still riding her sax and violins joke. You go girl!
2007-06-14 16:10:48
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answered by Anonymous
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I suggest you go into the bathroom and work one off.
2007-06-14 12:30:02
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answered by Anonymous
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hmmm, lets ask paris her thoughts on that
hahahahaha
2007-06-14 12:29:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you mean with another person? You must be clearer with your questions.
2007-06-14 12:56:44
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answered by Anonymous
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