Paris Hilton is going to write a book about life behind bars?

Question

I heard she got a publishing deal to write a book after she gets out of jail. But she is not big on writing, so they told her to keep a journal and the editors would help her with the book.

However the heiress said she really didn't write much at all. It wasn't a requirement for her GED. So they told her to keep a diary while she was in jail, draw pictures if necessary. Then at least they could get someone to ghost write the book for her.

My question is once she gets past writing about her short lived parole and withdrawing from prescription drugs what is she going to write about?

Answer 1

Hmm... I don't know if I'll have time to read all three paragraphs of her new "book".

Answer 2

She has wrote a book already so the whole thing about the GED and pictures is stupid and second of all who is going to buy this book. No one cares about a person that was in jail for 23 days for violation of parole when there is how many books about people on death row and people that were murderers and in prison for life. Nothing interesting could be in the book because she is in solitary confinement so she didnt even have interaction with other prison mates really.

Answer 3

First of all, she was never in prison so she will never be paroled. She was on probation. They're two different things. As for writing a book based on 45 days of her life. What could she possibly do to fluff it. I mean even if she wrote 2 pages about each day, that's a 90 page short story.

Answer 4

Sorry guy but guess what? Who cares! Paris is ridiculous and the infatuation that the people of this country, for some unknown reason, have for her is just as bad. If people weren't so caught up in what she does, she'd be just another degenerate socialite. I have no idea why anybody cares.

P.S. I can't imagine a book on Paris' thoughts or experiences to be a very intellectually stimulating read.

Answer 5

It wouldn't surprise me she's going towrite a book about being in jail for less then 50 days. She'll probably write about another stupid thing she'll do. She does enough to write several novels.

Answer 6

she is not the first person to write a story behind bars. examples are Toke Williams, and Adolf Hitlers book mien kampf. so I don't think she is Any thing special for writing a book behind bars.

Answer 7

How to Build a Skank, I Ment Shank, In Five Easy Steps

Answer 8

Poor little Paris. She'll only have about a million people buy her book. I don't know how she'll EVER get over being in the big house. *rolling eyes*

Answer 9

It's going to bomb. She doesn't have anything to write about cause all she does is pitch fits all day tyring to get sent home.

Do we really care what Paris has to say anyway?

Answer 10

Her minute by minute trauma of writer's block. It'll be titled "Writer's Block on the Block".

I already have dibs on the title "Like A Fart In A Mitten".

Answer 11

well lots of intersting things can happen to an heiress and well she could pay someone to make somthing happen right hope this helps