2007-06-14 08:45:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
true yo only had te see that mo fo of a flashin leather jacket that he wore to truly see the meister has style! all that was missin was his achy breaky hair do
2007-06-16 06:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey JZ: You're wrong - Hoff is the all-time greatest American. He singlehandedly won the Spanish-American War, stopped the Depression, cleaned up after the Dust Bowl, created the Grand Canyon, defeated the Japanese and Germans in World War II, brought down Communism along with the Berlin Wall, was the first man on the moon, won the Super Bowl, World Series and the Kentucky Derby, all in the same year. Next year he will be elected President of the US and Pope on the same day. Then he will declare world peace and discover a cure for cancer during his administration. When he retires, he will help those less fortunate by training them to wear red bathing suits and run along the beach and talk to their cars. What a man, what a great American and human being.
2007-06-14 09:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by cjones1303 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely true. He was driving KITT down by the Brandenburg gate one night, drunk, naturally, and had the poor car on manual control. Well, as you can guess, one thing led to another, he lost control, and given that KITT is one kick-@$$ car, smashed right through the wall. Well, the Russians were so surprised that an American car could smash through the wall and not even get a scratch, that they realized they had utterly lost the technological battle of the cold war, and they threw down their rifles and surrendered on the spot. What a country!!
2007-06-14 10:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
False
2007-06-14 08:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True....it was his song : looking for freedom - that ended it all !
The heavenly sounds of the Hoff soothed the Russians hearts and made them lay down their weapons. For everyone who does not believe it : DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF !!!
2007-06-14 10:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by mbucket 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
False and less your talking about a movie I missed.
2007-06-14 08:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell is David Hasselhoff?!?!?!
2007-06-14 08:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, with the help of sparky the wonder dog, and the rest of his communism fighting crew of actors
2007-06-14 08:57:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know,he's a modest man and I'm sure he would prefer you kind of kept all these acheivements quiet.
2007-06-14 12:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Galahad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Hoff rules!!!
2007-06-14 08:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jez 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋