Twas the night a'fore Christmas,
And all through LeRoy's house,
Not a creature was sober,
And they all had crotch louse.
Sally's stockings was hung on the lampshade there,
In hopes that LeRoy would be sober this year.
The youngn's was wrestling and jumping off beds,
While visions of a double wide danced in their heads.
With tarabearsmom in her leather miniskirt and Johnny Walker is his cap,
Had just settled down for a quickie and a nap.
When out in the yard there arose such a clatter,
Sally tripped on her 4 inch heel yelling "What is the matter?"
Away to the window she flew with her stash,
Snatched open the duct taped window and puffed on her hash.
The moon on the dash of her 78 Pinto,
Gave a luster of bondo to objects below.
When what to her bloodshot eyes should appear,
But a Ford 4x4 loaded with beer.
With a potbellied driver smoking a cancer stick,
She knew in a moment it must be her Uncle Dick.
Too much typing, I gotta stop y'all
2007-06-14 08:01:12 · 11 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I laughed so hard I woke up Snoozy and peed on myself. I gotta tell LeRoy to get me some Depends when he picks up my pills.
2007-06-14 08:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
In America you are suppose to be able to CHOOSE your own religion. Big marketing realizes that if they say things like Merry Christmas than it could offend someone who does not choose to celebrate. I know that Christmas has taken on more than just being a religious celebration, however it does come from religious origins and those from other religious sects find it offensive. Saying seasons greetings covers ALL holidays celebrated by ALL religions - which every American is free to choose - is what AMERICA is suppose to be about.... Instead of having someone elses beliefs and traditions thrown in their face. So seasons greetings being broader has the possibility to make MORE money which is really probably what it is all about. With that being said, I do celebrate and believe you do as well so Merry Christmas!
2016-05-20 03:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by shane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your best one yet. You and LeRoy are two peas in a pod
2007-06-14 09:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..its apparently poem day..I give you credit for a huge waste of time..but hilarious none the less
2007-06-14 08:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by koala punch2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lord that sounds sooooo familiar !!!!
2007-06-14 08:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sexy and such beautiful poetry....
will u marry me baby?
2007-06-14 08:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God I love you, you know me so well. Can we do it now?
2007-06-14 08:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn Roy, you missed your calling son.
2007-06-14 08:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Bye Bye 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....and you were on such a roll.....love it! ENCORE...ENCORE.....
2007-06-14 08:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by dianehaslegs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
**CLAPS** Hilarious
2007-06-14 08:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋