2007-06-14 07:01:34 · 38 answers · asked by runner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
This reminds me of an Ask Yahoo! written by the great Jon Brooks. He was asked, "If all the superheroes got in a brawl, who would win?" After much research and consideration, he concluded that Superman would emerge triumphant.
Britney vs. Paris is the same basic principle. On first glance, I'm tempted to say Britney would rock her world, but before we pronounce a victor, let's make sure we have all the facts.
In Britney's Favor:
- significant weight advantage.
- more muscular.
- more athletic (Britney is a former gymnast).
- not coddled like Paris.
In Paris' favor:
- more money to train.
- toughened up by stay in jail.
- taller and probably has a longer reach.
- can use hair extensions as weapons if necessary.
In the end, it's close, but I'd say Britney would win. After all, Paris is a lover, not a fighter.
Mike
2007-06-14 07:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ask Mike 4 · 21⤊ 3⤋
Definitely Britney will b/c she's more athletic and muscular than Paris who is skinny. Britney will be tougher in the fight since she has firm muscle tone. She can kick Paris's a** for a quick time w/o difficulty. Besides, Britney can pull Paris's hair easily from there thats absolutely Britney's advantage. Pretty tougher huh?..
2007-06-17 16:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by no_blemishes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears, she works out and she would probably break paris in half. Paris is a stick
2007-06-18 05:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nimali F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears. I think that Paris Hilton is too skinny to win that one.
2007-06-14 07:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Paris Hilton .
2007-06-17 16:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by PAK ASIANS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Britney. She's ghetto, she's athletically trained, and she's got the coordination of a dancer.
(Yeah I know her looks and muscle tone have gone to hell, but ever heard of muscle memory? It's still there!)
All Paris knows how to do is pose. Growing up with the silver spoon in her mouth and bodyguards all around her did little to teach her about self-defense.
Besides, I have never seen Brit-Brit with a shiner like the one Paris was sporting about a year ago.
2007-06-16 16:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by juniorflag 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
britney's much better filled out. Paris is skin & bones. Britney 4 sure, however, I'd much rather see em lovin' than fightin'!!! By the way, I'll start checking out ur column. i've seen it up there, but today was the first time I've ever tken the time 2 check it out. What is ur major purpose 4 hvg a separate column apart from q/a?
2007-06-16 07:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Britney would win by forfeit. Paris would refuse to fight now that she has found god and is going to use her celebrity for the greater good. I'm not sure that fighting with Britney would qualify as being for the greater good, although I can see where someone could make that argument,
2007-06-15 07:55:40 · answer #8 · answered by vtjenny97 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Britney. She's not so whimpy. Britney did not start out spoiled rotten like Paris. She got that way after fame and fortune when to her head. I don't think Paris could defend herself against a housefly.
2007-06-14 08:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by lilith663 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Britney... although Paris might learn some mean fighting moves while in jail! ahahah
2007-06-14 07:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by Katie ~ *TTC Baby #1!* 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋