Can you create a story with these? (i want something cool..hee2x)?

Question

hand
blood
muder
gun
mayor
church
bus
food
Chinese Restaurant
Saudi Arabia
cellular phone
George Bush
Osama Bin Laden
Simon Cowell

..use em all..ü

Answer 1

The rolly polly mayor of Cootyville was about to board the
church bus with nine of the most devoted worshipers.
Suddenly, his cellular phone rang with it's "Girl's Gone
Wild" theme. He quickly turned it down and listened.
A voice very much like George Bush's was stammering,
trying to find the right words. "Uh.....er.....um.....well.....
DON'T GET ON THAT BUS! Simon Cowell was just
on it for his new show, "Worst Food in America", and
literally pulled a gun out and committed murder on a
group of take out cartons from a Chinese Restaurant,
splattering plum sauce on everything, looking like Osama
Bin Laden had invaded Saudi Arabia in a bloodbath".
Unfortunately, one of the parishioners had stepped inside
the bus, seen the culinary carnage, and was just about
to faint, but the mayor grabbed her hand just in time.
They looked into each other's eyes. It was a fortune cookie
moment.

Answer 2

North Carolina, was beautiful this time of year. We had taken a Church bus, with a group of senior citizens to Ridgecrest for a summer retreat. I was the younger of the group, so when the bus had a flat tire, guess who was elected to fix it. I cut my hand in the process and the blood got on my shirt. I knew when I got home, the wife would murder me. But, as luck would have it, the Mayor of our small town had brought along a new pen like device that removed the stain very well.
Well, we were running late , so I told the driver to gun it, but don't a ticket.

We stopped along the way to get some food at a Chinese Restaurant. Oddly enough the owner, was not Chinese, but was from Saudi Arabia. While we were stopped, I called my wife on my cellular phone, to report our progress.

The TV was on in the restaurant and there was George Bush talking about Osama Bin Laden. I changed the channel to watch American Idol, just in time to see Simon Cowell, make a contestant cry. Oh well, so much for TV

Answer 3

Guess What, I found out today that Simon Cowell is really Osama Bin Laden. No, honest! George Bush called me on his cellular phone from the Mayors office in Saudi Arabia. He went there straight from the chinese restaurant where that
murder happened last week with the and food all over that poor bus boys hand, arm and face; and to make matters worse someone close to the action planted the gun on him and ducked into the church across the way from the restaurant.

Answer 4

Seems like you got some pretty good one there!