You figure if you're going to be in one spot for all of eternity, you may as well enjoy the meals.
For that matter, I wonder what dining experience one could expect in Purgatory.....?
2007-06-14 03:13:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Heaven would be self-service, because God helps those who help themselves.
Hell would be catered by Ronald McDonald (I just can't think of any food more evil, sorry).
In Purgatory, everyone would be served a sort of thin, utiliarian gruel - you'd never be hungry and it wouldn't taste vile or anything, but nobody would enjoy it either.
2007-06-14 14:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hear that Heaven is pretty top notch, but the it's more of a desert place. You know, cream puffs, divinity, angel's food cake, etc....Just about the only entre worth mentioning is the ambrosia w/ nectar. Afterward, you can hop over to the "Divine Comedy Club", which is nextdoor.
Go to "Hell's Kitchen", if you really want variety. Like razor blades, burning coals, boiling lead, hot brimstone biscuits, Habenjero peppers flambe, to mention only a few...Stuff you can really gnash your teeth into, it's almost sinful.........Plus, it's open 24/7, and seating is unlimited. The Maitre d'Hotel is a real character (retired violin player, I believe). He dresses up, does impressions, real smooth talker.....just don't expect any real service out of him, and don't even mention the bill......Downside is, the decor is positively abbysmal, and the music is kind of dreary; what with all the wailing, and groaning...
2007-06-14 13:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think in hell you will be damned to an eternity of Shoney's buffets, d-rated coney islands, and Big Boy (hey, at least you have options)
Purgatory is a little different, it's not hell, but it sure ain't heaven...a pennace of cheap Mexican and Indian food throughout their stay out to clean them out and get them ready for the high life...
Finally in heaven---you think it, They make it! Emeril Lagasse and famous chefs of yore are awaiting your arrival with any of your favorite dishes or dishes you've been longing to try.....c'mon--it's HEAVEN for cryin' out loud!
2007-06-14 04:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely, notwithstanding Hell doesnt sound like a perfect place for a holiday holiday spot it must be greater effective than doing my maths project. Heaven does sound plenty vetter... yet i could get kicked out after 5 minutes.
2016-10-07 12:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell would be eating live roaches and slugs...basically a Fear Factor Hell style.Heaven's Got to have my mama's fried chicken with gravy,mashed potatoes,homemade rolls,green beans, macaroni and cheese,and any kind of cake/pie you want for dessert!!! Damn...i'm hungry now!
2007-06-14 11:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd imagine in hell you'd get like all the burnt burgers that people cook too much on the barbeque and in heaven you'd only eat cream cheese for the rest of you days. Neither sound much fun to me.
2007-06-14 03:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Devils food cake and Angel food cake
2007-06-14 03:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In hell, you eat the wastes and then expell the food, the other way round...
2007-06-14 03:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In hell, it would be everything you detest...what ever that may be...the menu would be different for each person.
2007-06-14 03:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing but cake....
Heaven...Angel food cake
Hell...Devils food cake
2007-06-14 03:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by G=ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋