What is something you should never ever say to a Judge?

Answer 1

Do I smell like alcohol?

Answer 2

"What exactly gives you the qualifications to judge me Moron," NEVER EVER goes off well.

OR

"The reason I came late to the assigned time and am dressed in a TShirt and holey jeans is that I was drinking with my Buds at the Tavern across the streeet when your daughter came in. Your daughter and I really hit it off." Somehow this one never works either

Answer 3

You should never curse or argue with the judge. Be polite. They have the ability to decide your fate sometimes, better not make them made. If you do have a counter arguement, speak and state your point in a professional manner. Refer to them as your honor as well. Don't use slang or inappropriate comments.

Answer 4

Who Judge's you? Who's the Judge of the Judge and so on.

Answer 5

Guilty

Answer 6

In the middle of the argument just say, "if the glove don't fit you must acquit". that's the famous line from the OJ case... you might win but the Judge will just think your a smart ***.

Answer 7

I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. He will respond by saying you were in the right place at the right time because you got caught.

Answer 8

Well, last time in court, my ex said, "Well whatever judge signed that protection order is STUPID"! to the judge who had signed that protection order.. and his girlfriend said, "Goddammit, your Honor"!

Answer 9

Hey Dawg!

Answer 10

Yes, your Highness
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