2007-06-14 02:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by REALITY VOLCANO 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
LOL
I THINK MAN R LOSERS & JEALOUS OF WOMEN
God's Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."
Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.
"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
SO NOW U TELL ME HOW IS JEALOUS OF WHOM?
2007-06-14 10:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by EYES ON U 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women actually don't have to sit down, its just that North American and European toilets aren't designed for the squat position, like the toilets in the rest of the world.
As for why women feel jealous about having to sit down, there is a practical consideration (it just takes more time) and there is a psychological element (I can do anything you can)
2007-06-14 03:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not about jealousy, remember man when he want put thing in nice place need woman most of time, sometime hand, sometime other man. But MOST of time want woman. My man is Arab and sits on seat. He is still 100% very much sexy wonderful man.
2007-06-14 03:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by sashali 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, First thing you need to understand that toilet seats in public loos are not exactly 'squeaky clean' and are hence a source of urinary infection in women which is quite troublesome.
This spreads with contact so when a gal comes into contact with a soiled seat, she has a chance of infection hence the whole irritation.
2007-06-15 22:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mirage 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm no longer jealous, greater green with envy because of fact while adult males use a public restroom they in no way could the touch the seat. they do no longer could fumble with the noisy seat covers and that they do no longer could panic if the stall they in basic terms went into is out of bathroom paper!
2016-10-09 04:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by lowrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don´t think women in general are jealous. And I know a lot of girls who don´t need to sit down.... but I am not going to explain this to you!
2007-06-14 03:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Janey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a woman and I am not jealous at all. I CAN pee standing up lol I just have naked. I think it is just men wanting to think that women are jealous of them when in truth men are jealous of the multiple orgasm lol.
2007-06-14 03:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by dinkylynn 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well i do because if we need to wee out etc we have to get our bums and lady areas out and crouch like animals whereas men just wipe it out have a nice pee and there done thats why were jealous
2007-06-14 03:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by opal fruit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
U seem to have a way lot of time in ur hands.. thinking about stupid questions umm?
2007-06-14 05:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Smile- conquers the world 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hav seen young ladies doing that (peeing in standing i mean), it's not a big deal.
2007-06-14 07:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by lisathegr8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋