Of course not women do not fart. I have dated many women who claim that they have never farted. I also dated a girl for over three years and never once heard her break wind. So i guess my question is: Of course women fart, it's human nature, is it that they have a more defined Sphincter muscle that allows them to spew out only SBD's or is it that women overall have more Decency and seek shelter of a sound proof room to unearth a nasty belt screaching sound that could wake George Washington himself.
2007-06-14 02:39:15 · 13 answers · asked by jasontekken 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Yes all women pass gas! I don't get why people would deny it tho lol
Yes it would still make a sound in the forest & no the trees aren't aroused by her bikini because they already had wood ;p
2007-06-14 02:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by D W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the rules of "Philosophy", the answer is "NO".
If there is no one there to hear the sound, if the act or sound creates no discernable effect (i.e. someone to smell or hear it) then, the event didn't happen. This is based on the idea that if the act created no effect on anything - it didn't happen, because there was no "change" created. Personally, I run to the bathroom when I feel the urge to fart. Little girls are taught that it is not polite to fart in public, and we have trained ourselves to repress that passage of gas until in an appropriate area (or at least away from others). If men could do the same, we wouldn't need so many air fresheners!
2007-06-14 09:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lorraine L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course women fart in the forest, on the street, in the house (well you get the picture) but some women fart dainty, they don't want anyone to hear it. As for me, I am a 57 year old woman when I have to fart I fart. If I am in a group of people I will excuse myself and go outside.
Okay I gave way to much information about farting. Let this be "Lesson 101 of Farting."
2007-06-14 09:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am no expert of fart thing but and all i can tell you is that silent fart is most dangerous. A loud fart is almost always innocent but a silent is very deadly. Silent fart is caused by the stretched out front area due to the business commitments.
2007-06-14 10:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sound and noise are caused by moving air. Since escaping gas is moving air, there is a little sound, buy we are so unrefined that we often ignore the possibilities that our women have pooted.
2007-06-14 09:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why should the forest make a noise? Unless it's a grunt of disgust.
2007-06-14 10:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by runningman022003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The swimsuits model fart sound is determined by how loose her butt is...perhaps?
2007-06-14 09:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trick question. swimsuit models are never alone in the forest and if they fart you better video tape it and put it on youtube.
2007-06-14 09:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Dylan B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the question should be... does a farting sexy swimsuit model still sexy..
hehe
2007-06-14 09:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by q_buzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course women fart!!!
2007-06-14 09:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by max 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋