1. That was just the pizza delivery person with good customer service
2. Someone held me up and took my clothes so I took sanctuary in the massage parlor.
3. It was a bonus offered with my Blue Cross and Blue Shield card.
4. Remember I'm studying anatomy!?
5. Remember what positive thinking can do for you, Now repeat with me "Mind over matter this never happened."
6. She was so depressed I asked her to take her pants off so I could compliment her and keep her from killing herself.
7. There was a big fat log stuck in his shorts and I was helping him deal with it, thats all.
2007-06-14 02:00:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
how about "I am a lying cheating wanker and you'd be better off finding someone who was a decent human being not scum"?
2007-06-14 02:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG, people are taking this soooo seriously.
The "lines" really depend on how you're caught.
1) I only went to the hotel for a conference on how to be a better wife to you.
2) I pulled a muscle stretching at the gym to get into better shape for you, and he is the gym's massage therapist.
3) He was in our bedroom because he's the house cleaner's substitute while she's on vacation.
4) I was at his house helping him with his computer, as his hard drive hasn't been accessed in a while and he wanted me to look at it.
5) I was practicing so I'd be a better lover for you.
6) I thought I'd save you the trouble of actually bringing me to climax. (I like that one -- it stings, huh?)
LOL Fun but NOT serious!!!
2007-06-14 09:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
either 1, 2 ,4, 6 oh yea and that other one nuber 8 NONE OF THE DAYYUM ABOVE
...and I'd be hurt to be your spouse, not only did you do that, but now you lying, what a father!
dont do that come clean and beg for forgivness
your the full package arent you?
God Bless your child and your family
Time goes by, secrets rise.....
cant ly froever
2007-06-14 09:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by DJJDB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would choose 4. I am a bio-major so that would totally work for me.
2007-06-14 09:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8. None of the above.
2007-06-14 09:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would play a nicer game.
2007-06-14 09:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was thinking about YOU the whole time.
2007-06-14 09:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by TOMCTOM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not sleep with that woman, although I wanted to.
2007-06-14 09:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by rolsartom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was only practicing to be better for you
2007-06-14 09:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Bill L 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i wouldn't be playing that game
2007-06-14 09:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by lee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋