anything you like
make me laugh
2007-06-14 01:42:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
2007-06-14 01:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Four people are on a plane when it starts going down.
A Priest, a doctor, a little boy and the smartest man in the world.
The plane starts going down and they all realize there are only 3 parachutes. The doctor says:
"I'm a doctor, and I save lives everyday. I deserve one."
So he grabs a parachute and he jumps out.
The smartest man in the world says:
"I'm the smartest man in the world, and I haven't invented all the great, incredible things I'm going to invent, so I gotta go too."
So he grabs one and he jumps out.
The priest is left with the little boy, and says:
"Son, I have had a good long life serving the Lord, and I am ready to die, but you have your whole life ahead of you. You take the last parachute."
Then the little boy says:
"It's okay! There's one for each of us!
The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!"
2007-06-14 01:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by FlowerChild 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Cavs are gonna beat the breaks off a the Spurs tonite! Hope theyre ready for the beat down of a lifetime! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Funny! (I wish it were true though!)
2007-06-14 01:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Me, myself, & I 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im up for a squirty cream firing fight
you have to wear just ya kegs and any1 who gets a shot in the belly button gets 10 points
it comes in diffrent flavours so thats how you know whos fired the lethel shot
2007-06-14 01:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey why the long face"
2007-06-14 01:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by secret agent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yardy, yardy yardy. Pineapple. Sardines are a man's best friend.
2007-06-14 01:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by Smumph45 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count me in, I hope you are talking about Hard work. Hard work doesn't bother me a bit.
I can sit and watch it for hours.
2007-06-14 01:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do Men have a hole in there Peni*?
So they can get oxygen to there brains..... LOL.. :)
2007-06-14 01:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Kimberley V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm charles and I'm f ing gay ,lmao.
2007-06-14 01:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat she is laying on 1 half of the bed and the other half is sticking up
2007-06-14 01:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋