how shuld i behave if i want to show them i am mannerless iam in india and i dont want to marry my parents are foring me for marriage i dont want to marry so i want to behave badly so that the people who are comming to see me they have to go back with view that iam a bad manner less girl please is there any one who can suggest me ,,,.,,
2007-06-14 00:10:03 · 7 answers · asked by nausheen_dreemgirl 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I cannot believe these practices still exist
2007-06-17 22:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell. I feel sorry for you.
Anyway, as the foremost expert on bad behaviour, I have a few suggestions for you:
*Look bored, do not make eye contact
*Answer with yes/no answers, with a rude tone.
*Curse whenever you can.
*If there is food around, eat loudly, make a mess.
*Burp, fart, puke if you can.
*Drop things on the floor, don't pick them up.
*If you have a pet, kick it, and make sure they see this.
*If your parents say something nice about you, regarding your good qualities as marriage material, laugh your head off, then stop, look at your guests and say,
"Hell, at least my parents lie better then me."
Rest assured that no one will ever want to marry you after that, since hopefully you will get a really shitty reputation. Make sure to move out of your parents house and immigrate to a free country where you can choose your husband by yourself.
2007-06-14 07:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say what?? Your grammar and english are terrible. How about going 3 months without washing your stankin butt? That should scare everyone off.
2007-06-14 07:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by joyce 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spit in your future in laws faces. slap his mom in the face. kick his dad in the nutsack. knee your future husband in the groin. feed them dog food. cut thier hair while thier sleeping. blast them with waterguns. fart in thier faces. spit in thier food & drinks. say a lot of bad words when you talk. be unpolite. be unpresentable. act really mean. tell his mother how ugly she is. act like your uneducated. tell them all to go fu*ck themselves and that you dont have to marry because you dont want to and because its your life and only you have the power to do what you want to do with your life. its called freedom which they have here in america.
2007-06-14 07:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by sikondcourtz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open your legs wide, show them your vagina and ask the male if he wants to touch it, that should do the trick
2007-06-14 07:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spilling something on him will raise the price and will be unforgettable....
2007-06-14 07:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be shaby, and dont talk or talk less
2007-06-14 07:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Simex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋