What should I do with a marker stained bill?

Question

So I went to a grand party yesterday at which I was chosen by the guest magician (lol...) to perform with him. He asked me to take a note out of my wallet and sign my name ALL OVER on it with his marker. Unfortunately, I was in a hurry when I left my house that I just stuffed a $100 bill into my wallet... and I signed my name ALL OVER one face of the bill...

The magician did his trick. All the partygoers applauded. BUT WHAT THE ******* HELL AM I GONNA DO WITH MY GODDAMN MARKER STAINED $100 BILL? Mind you I'm only 16 and $100 means a lot to me...

I'm desperate. Please help, thanks.

Answer 1

ROTFLMSFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well.... I'm 45 years older than you and $100 is still some pretty significant beer money to me. As Donald Trump once said, "A million here, a million there, and pretty soon you're talking about some serious money." ☺
I'd just take it down to the bank and see if they'll honor it. As long as the serial number is legible there shouldn't be a problem.

Doug

Answer 2

Borrow $100 from the magician. In a couple of weeks, pay him back with that one.
Either that or just pass it off to some store somewhere, a lot of the time you'll find the guy there near the end of a 16-hour shift who won't even notice.

Answer 3

a thinner would have done the trick but that will remove the prints of the bill too.

first try, rectified spirit, & see whether its hampering the prints of the bill too, if not then keep it immersed in the spirit for a day.

if yes,then carefully immerse it in the water,& every hour rinse on the stain very gently with a water paint brush,continue it for a day or two, then very carefully dry it over a greased paper,dont press.

hope that'll solve the prblm.