2007-06-12 19:11:11 · 31 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i already claimed it dude....i licked it 5 times...but if you still want it be my guest
2007-06-12 19:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The possibilities that would open up if I, upon death, left it in your hands would be near endless. One such possibility is that you should use it for bad, and upon entering that anti-dimensional nexus, you would be thrust into the arms of my caretaker.
Another possibility is that you would become president. Knowing you personally, I can safely say that that would be a terrible thing. If you were to become president, the war in Iraq would thicken, and all semblance of a plot would vanish, and we would all be left in a state of eternal discomfort.
The tertiary possibility is that you would be deformed into a monster of immensely grotesque proportion. Should that happen, nothing on this green earth could reverse the effect, save for one thing, which is nigh impossible to retrieve: Ashton Kutcher's third molecule from the left. Follow these simple steps to safely retrieve said molecule.
1) Spray some anti-mosquito spray on your moustache. If you do not have a moustache, grow one. If you don't, you cannot reverse the effect.
2) Have Frankie Muniz help you steal Ashton's car. Doing this should be easy, as Frankie would love some revenge.
3) Buy me a slushee and place it in my grave. I'll probably be thirsty and dehydrated.
4) SEGREGATE!!!!!
5) Use all your MP (must be full) to summon the Trans-Dimensional Pink Lawnmower.
6) Enjoy the 4th of July!
So to put it quaintly, maybe.
2007-06-12 19:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you going to do with a gigantic investment portfolio worth millions?
2007-06-12 19:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was gonna give mine to the soul guy that looks like you!
2007-06-12 19:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where I am going. I might need to take it with me.
2007-06-12 19:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah. i don't have any use for it. besides you're gonna own my phuccn soul anyways right!!
2007-06-12 19:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah for sure do you want dog crap on the bottom of my shoes to
2007-06-12 19:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get in line, dude.
2007-06-12 19:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure u can have the bloody razors
2007-06-12 19:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can have my outhouse, and all of the shi t that's in the hole, but when you get it all out, please fill in the hole with dirt.
2007-06-12 19:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋