Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig **** now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
2007-06-12 18:33:04
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answered by Anonymous
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It depends on how tightly packed the cement is. Some cement is more porous than others and in that case you might get an odor. Next time, take the body to a friend who owns a lot of pigs. They'll eat anything...and leave no traces.
2007-06-12 18:41:32
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answered by Anonymous
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hell no!, the blood will run out through the cement if it's not put in deep. I saw a tv show where a guy killed a kid, chopped him up and put him the cement for the sidewalk, the next day there were blood stains all over the sidewalk from the dead kids body. So i wouldn't do that!
2007-06-12 18:34:00
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answered by BigGuy805 2
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Seems to be a lot of helpful advice for disposing a body from so many so called normal people. The only way to answer your question would be to have buried a body in cement. Anyone here done that? I didn't think so.
2007-06-12 18:46:50
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answered by Anonymous
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it wouldnt go unnoticed..they would clearly see the body as they're pouring the cement to lay the sidewalk.. and if the body stayed at the body of the truck which is highly unlikely (due to the spinning of the mixer) it still wouldnt go unnoticed cuz its some poor shmucks job to jack hammer out all the left over dried concrete left in the mixer!
2007-06-12 18:36:03
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answered by L 2
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The cement would form an airtight seal around the body, and the concrete as long as it is smoothed over on top it would probably go unoticed until an earthquake or something crazy happens. Then you will go to prison....dont you watch CSI!!! I dont suggest murder...
2007-06-12 18:34:59
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answered by helicopterjen 4
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Sidewalks are only a few inches thick... You will still smell it. They tried to bury a pig corpse under a couple feet of concrete and after a week or so, the stench was overwhelming.
2007-06-12 18:34:34
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answered by Robb 5
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how thick is the cement?
I say dogs would concentrate on that spot and try to dig at it.
I don't know if humans could smell it.
but, why would you want to put a body so close to your home anyway? I would want it as far away from me as possible.
2007-06-12 18:34:22
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answered by center of the universe 4
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Soapbox- Al Capone wasn't "found" because he was never missing. You can visit his grave site near Chicago. Jimmy Hoffa, on the other hand...
rhodesianhunter- EEEK! How do you KNOW that stuff?! Reminds me of that show Deadwood. Still, very disturbing.
2007-06-12 18:43:46
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answered by 1M9 6
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i always think of these wierd questions lol, sidewalks arnt thick enouph for a body, lol what you do is make a deep foundation for a building and walahh... too deep for a smell... but it would be way tooo suspisious
2007-06-12 18:34:47
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answered by Janay C 2
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