Recently, a worldwide survey was conducted and the only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about the solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?
The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure, Because.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the U.S.A. they didn't know what " the rest of the world" meant.
2007-06-12 15:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by barnowl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny ... really, it is. Talking of food shortages. I have empty shelves until pay day at the end of the month. I have about seven meals left in total, which I'm keeping for my days off because there is always ... something edible at work.
Last night, one of my colleagues had been very kind. He'd left me some broth and rice pudding because he knew I like them ... what he didn't know was that in the previous 24 hours, I'd had three slices of ryvita with margarine on them. I also had a few biscuits and cups of coffee. I'm home now, so that is going to have to last me until I get back to work tonight.
2007-06-12 22:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
complicated to assert, perhaps it somewhat is nice for thesis, even regardless of the undeniable fact that it is likewise seen as invade the human rights. i'm chinese language, born in 1990, and as u understand, my united states of america began this coverage interior the overdue 70's. Cos it replaced right into a advance increasing. some issues are solved, regardless of the undeniable fact that we r nevertheless dealing with the matters of too many inhabitants. even regardless of the undeniable fact that, issues ensue, as properly. it somewhat is believed that interior the subsequent two decades, China could have lots extra elders than the youngs, undesirable for the rustic arising and heavy stress for the youngs. My government even plans to sit down down back restrict, which permits 2 little ones for each relatives. yet now, further and extra youthful couples in enormous cities prefer to no longer have little ones, so as in decrease the residing stress and enjoy extra unfastened existence. even regardless of the undeniable fact that, the matters interior the agricultural ares are nevertheless acute. heavily unbalance interior the ration of boy and lady infants. extra boys are born with the fewer ladies are born. it somewhat is between the previous-dated custom, which disappeared in cities, yet replace little interior the agricultural components. little ones be constrained, ought to nevertheless be seen heavily. interior the USA of a and Canada, or ecu and the Australia, i do no longer think of it somewhat is subject, yet in Latin and Africa, particularly in Asia```` oh``` VERY ACUTE subject, China, Japan and India, too enormous inhabitants and relative subject, yet perhaps Japan set a good occasion to remedy this subject.
2016-10-17 02:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and well worth a star thank's for the laugh.
2007-06-12 17:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An excellent assessment.
2007-06-12 15:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it so i 'll give you a star lol
2007-06-12 15:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew1968 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha i like it man
2007-06-12 15:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by thunder217 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.....!lol
2007-06-12 21:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.....that's very good!!!
2007-06-12 20:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋