2007-06-12 15:21:40 · 18 answers · asked by Keayr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once my Dad was helping his cousin and his cousin's wife hoe some weeds from a field. Dad saw what a good job his cousin's wife was doing and told her "Margaret, you sure are a good hoer". Then he realized how that had sounded.
2007-06-12 15:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Tom K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the oddest compliment (and, yes, I DID view it as a compliment) I ever got was when someone saw a picture of me and said "Ugh!! That is awful! You don't look anything like that!"
(I HATE pictures of me, btw...)
2007-06-12 15:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Red 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Russian arrives in manhattan city as a clean immigrant to u.s. . He stops the first individual he sees walking down the line and says, "thanks Mr. American for letting me into this u . s ., giving me housing, nutrition stamps, loose therapy, and a loose guidance!" The passerby says, "you're incorrect, i'm a Mexican." the guy is going on and encounters yet another passerby. "thanks for having this kind of proper u . s . the following in u.s. ." the man says, "I no longer American, I Vietnamese." the recent arrival walks farther, and the subsequent individual he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "thanks for astounding u.s. !" That individual places up his hand and says, "i'm from center East . i'm no longer American." He ultimately sees a astounding lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, i'm from Africa ." wondered, he asks her, "the position are each and every of the human beings?" The African lady assessments her watch and says, "probably at paintings."
2016-11-23 16:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest...."You are beautiful 2 be a black girl" I didn't no whether 2 be flattered or offended!
There are lots of gorgeous African American woman!
2007-06-12 15:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That my perscription glasses are nice. Funny thing is, they're not even name brand. They're not special in any shape or form...I think he was high. I mean, I WAS in NY when I got the compliment.
2007-06-12 15:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend said to my other friend totally out of the blue, "hey, have you ever noticed that you have perfect calves? I mean they are shaped like you were a model!" She was dead serious but my friend and I started to laugh hysterically!
2007-06-12 15:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥MelissaMuffin♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I told a boyfriend that I looked like my dad and then he said wow your dad must be pretty hot. Kind of corny but it was funny when he said it.
2007-06-12 15:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A midget told me my hair smelled nice
2007-06-12 15:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A elder man told me and my mom that if there was a beauty contest right now, my brother wouldn't win. lol
2007-06-12 15:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a elderly lady called me a gero for getting her cat out of the tree.
2007-06-12 15:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋