2007-06-12 15:00:01 · 12 answers · asked by lost.amber 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Never whistle - it makes the Virgin Mary cry!
What.....kind of advice is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-12 15:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
january fourteenth 2001 friday:
dear journal,
today i got the strangest advice a parent has ever given me!
i says " hey rod's mom! whatsup" and shes like "booly, i advise you to get lost!"
sincerily,
booly
2007-06-12 22:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a long coat---you don't want to get your kidneys cold.
Never go outside with wet hair-- you'll get sick
Always wear clean underwear---like if I was in an accident I wouldn't sh*t myself anyway.
Never eat watermelon and yogurt together--you'll throw up.
and many many more old wives tale kind of stories and advice.
2007-06-12 22:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Maggie B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my mother advised me years ago not to go to college. fortunately i ignored her.
2007-06-13 00:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't leave your condoms in the hot car, they'll melt !
2007-06-12 22:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're going to hit someone, make it worth it.
2007-06-12 22:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by agfreak90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When you drive, yell at pedestrians"......my dad, now he's evil!
~Evil You're The Dream, Unicorn!~
23% more evil than ever before!
2007-06-12 22:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by You're The Dream, Unicorn! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you cant save the whole world
2007-06-12 22:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Agent99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my father always told me to tuck my money in my bra.why?idk.
2007-06-12 22:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by stormy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never ever get mad while you've been drinking.
2007-06-12 22:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋