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2007-06-12 13:02:31 · 14 answers · asked by Eric the Great *USA* 4 in Computers & Internet Other - Computers

Someone told me to google myself, I thought they were telling me to spank the monkey

2007-06-12 13:09:52 · update #1

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I don't know what these other people are talking about but, your friend was right....to "google" oneself is exactly what it sounds like...
it's the excitation and ultimate fulfilling satisfaction of one's own desire through manual manipulation of their own personal engine, usually with the satisfying result of achieving the much needed self-gratification we all strive for as our goal.

If you've already found yourself waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to google yourself, or you have a fantasy about googling someone else that you think about a lot, don't be embarrassed...it's quite normal human behavior. If it weren't normal, nature would not have given us the tools we all have to enable us to google ourselves and one another.

In our free and open society, it's not unusual anymore to hear someone boldly ask another, "Do you google?" or, "When was the last time you googled?" or even the very personal, "Have you ever googled yourself?"...which usually results in red-faced embarrassment if the answer is admittedly "no".

So my friend, it's nothing to be ashamed of...whether they admit it or not, everyone here at YA...yes, male and female, has at one time or another "googled" themselves...and not surprisingly, even more than once or even twice a day.

It wouldn't surprise me if someone reading this right now is at the same time, googling themselves or perhaps even googling their girlfriend or boyfriend sitting right next to them.

So, don't be shy...go ahead and satisfy yourself...you know you want to...
and whether you use your right hand or whether you use your left hand...either way, it's fun to google yourself or, even better, to let someone you love google you.

2007-06-12 13:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by GeneL 7 · 1 0

This term generally means the act of typing someone's name into the search engine Google in order to see if they are mentioned on any web pages.

There have been reports about employers "Googling" potential employees, and also the slightly unsavoury practice of people "Googling" individuals they have started dating.

It's very easy to do. Simply go to www.google.com and type a person's name into the search box. If you put quotes around the name (ie. "John Smith") you will get a more accurate result. You may have to scroll through many search results before you find the individual you are searching for. Generally the most frequent results are for people who have a presence on their corporate web site, particularly if they work for a large company with a strong web presence. And of course for some people you won't find anything.

2007-06-12 13:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by megamix1972 3 · 0 0

its when people type their name into the search engine google.com in the hopes that their presence oen this planet meant enough to someone that they had to blog about it, or make a shrine website in their honor. These people are usually not famous, and are usually the kind of people who don't get out enough to have made such a profound impact on someone else's life. Some of the more pathetic people of this variety also have generic names: I.e. John Smith, and like to pretend that some other John Smith might be them, even if they've never donated 5,000 dollars to African Orphanages or invented anything in their lives.

2007-06-12 13:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by REVA M 5 · 0 0

Googol is 10 to the a centesimal ability, or a a million with one hundred zeros. Barney Google replaced right into a sketch personality. His strip nevertheless runs in a lot of newspapers and on-line, besides the very incontrovertible truth that he now no longer seems in it.

2016-11-23 15:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by crompton 4 · 0 0

to search the Internet using Google search engines

2007-06-12 13:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it means to go on google, type your name in the search thing, and see what info comes out about you.

2007-06-12 13:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by Moth 3 · 1 0

It means you go to Google.com and type in your name and see if anything comes up. I iwsh people around here would use Google. They could get their answers so easy.

2007-06-12 13:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Linux Root Error 2 · 1 0

its means to type your name in google and see what ifnormation comes up on you. You will probly get more results entering your screen name then your real name

2007-06-12 13:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by mustang03282 3 · 1 0

go to http://www.google.com and in the search box type your name.

The first page to come up with a biography of somebody is what you're looking for.

2007-06-12 13:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Joeb 1 · 0 0

to look up (search) using the website www.google.com

EX: let's say google "America"

so you would go to www.google.com and type in "America"

2007-06-12 13:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jaspreet R 2 · 0 0

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