Years ago in my younger days, I used to go around and slap new bumper stickers over existing ones. Get yourself some VOTE REPUBLICAN bumper stickers and cover theirs.
Play "God Bless America" over and over again (really loud), gets 'em every time.
Leave anti-abortion literature under their wiper blades and on their welcome mats.
Casually mention that you're allergic to incense and 'smoke'.
2007-06-12 08:24:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He replaced into too a methods out, guy! What do you call a hippie's spouse? Mississippi What do you do in case you note a spaceman, park in it guy. How do you get 20 hippies right into a telephone sales area? Throw in a joint. How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of cleansing soap. Why are hippies like bears? They both hug, eat honey and **** contained in the woods. what percentage hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies do not screw in lightbulbs, they screw in drowsing bags. Why do such numerous hippies stay in Eugene, Oregon? there isn't any paintings there. Why did the hippie pass the line? Who else might want to keep on with a hen round? the position are you able to cover funds from a hippie? below a bar of cleansing soap. How did you comprehend a hippy has been staying at your position? he continues to be there. What did the hippie say after the medicine wore off? 'guy, this song sucks!' verify your no longer a Hippie. Your hair encompasses a very functional eco-equipment. Answering "what's your well-known useless song?" takes 5 minutes. breaking apart such as your female friend leaves you homeless. You carry a photo of Gandhi on your wallet. you do not merchandise to being categorized a hippie. there is human beings you concentrate on relatives and also you do not comprehend their very last call. 1/2 your funiture is bean bags. you're continually getting pulled over and searched , and also you're white. Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you. You roll acceptable cigarettes. you're nevertheless waiting for those flashbacks. human beings you by no ability met before ask in case you will get them some weed. you imagine 'All you want Is Love' replaced into written by Ghandi.
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answered by wengreen 4
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Here's the fact: our nation is infested with liberals. Nobody likes Bush anymore. The reason they support Hillary and all of that crap is because they want Bush out and think that Hillary will be a genius replacement. It's either that or the pot, hard to decide.
Anyways, you aren't going to get past liberals. Get ready for next year because whether you like it or not liberals are going to be in office, so prepare yourself.
And you aren't being a bad neighbor if you call the cops for their pot-smoking, ITS AGAINST THE LAW. I don't care who the hell they think they are, it is your right as a citizen to turn in criminals. Plus, they might even serve some jail time, which means they will be away for quite awhile. Think about that!
2007-06-12 09:38:39
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answered by Captain SBDA 3
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There's a bunch of good answers here already but I can't resist a good story. Guy I worked with was all about guns, hunting, sexism, racism, liberal bashing, beer, the usual stuff. He would come in every other day railing about the tennants in the house up the way. Repeat what you said, plus some planning about how he was going to set them up and "get them". Long story short, he was hosting a little "party" at work back in the storage room complete with beer, porn, sexist jokes and racist jokes, all overheard by somebody on the other side of the pallet rack. Got his a** s*** canned and brought shame and derision to his whole department. Sucks to be labeled and judged don't it? What goes around comes around.
2007-06-12 09:55:32
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answered by Tobor the 8th Man 1
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Oh for Christs sake. Who died and made you supreme moral authority? They probably think you and your views are ridiculous. And youre both certain that youre right and that the other is wrong. So? Leave each other alone.
I dont support Hillary, I cant stand Hillary, and for the life of me I cant understand why anyone would support her. But that doesnt mean I'm going to go around bitching and whining about how I cant stand her supporters. They have a right to believe what they want and support who they want and do what they want in their apartment. And its none of your damn business or anyone elses. And vice-versa.
I dont care how ridiculous their views are. If it bothers you that much, dont talk to them. End of story. Leave them alone.
I have very little patience with people who get so worked up over other peoples opinions. I'm from central PA, a very conservative area, and I'm pretty liberal (in the dictionary definition sense) and even though my neighbors and I didnt agree on most things, we still were civil and got along with each other. They had Bush-Cheney bumper stickers in '04 and I didnt start a confrontation with them over it. If they wanted to discuss politics, I was all too happy, but in the end it was always agree to disagree. (Except on gun control. I'm against gun control.)
Point is, you cant just go around interfering in peoples lives who do things differently and think differently than you. How would you like it if they did that to?
2007-06-12 08:50:01
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answered by Jesus W. 6
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A) There are 300 million+ people in this world...you're not going to like all of them.
B) Generalizations are terrible ways to evaluate someone...would you instantly assume "jackpot!!" if a Brit walked into your office without ever looking into their mouth?
C) Most of the time, people are a lot closer to eachother politically then we all realize...usually in matters of fiscal responsibility in particular. One of my best friends is a straight socialist, and somehow, we manage to get along just fine...better than most of my other friends actually. I think the biggest reason for that is realizing that with so many people out there, you're going to have to make some compromises when it comes to being right and such. In the end, we're all most likely here for the same thing...live life to it's fullest and hopefully pass that legacy down a generation.
2007-06-12 08:41:00
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answered by jdm 6
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Gee, I wonder how some people could get the idea that conservatives are intolerant?
Here's a suggestion: Focus on something that's actually important, for once. Getting this wrapped around the axle over some neighbors just because they're liberal is ridiculous. This coming from a Libertarian who doesn't particularly care for hippies myself. But calling the cops? Wow.
2007-06-12 08:23:30
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answered by Athena 3
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Excellent word choice. You simply "cant tolerate" them. Or, how most would say it, you are intolerant of them. That's the great thing about this country, no matter who you are, there's someone out there who thinks that your ideas are ridiculous.
Here's my advice, be a typical neighbor; Get a bigger flag, a larger bumper sticker than theirs for your candidate and a substantially thicker skin. Laugh at things, if you cant understand them and loan the folks next door a cup of sugar occasionally(cause you know they gonna bake some brownies). Most importantly, just live your life....and let them live theirs
2007-06-12 08:31:18
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answered by Dani 4
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Live and let live.
I consider myself a libertarian. I've never voted a straight ticket until the last midterms when I voted Democrat.
In all my years, I've had a wide mix of friends, neighbors and co-workers, and tolerance is the best policy.
You have to ask yourself, are these neighbors really threatening your life or lifestyle? Is their use of cannabis really that serious to you? Is that the only reason you'd drop a dime on them?
I don't know your age, but would suggest that as we mature, we ideally develop a sense of tolerance to other peoples' lifestyles.
If people aren't directly threatening or obstructing my life, I could care less what they do.
2007-06-12 08:50:59
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answered by Anonymous
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live and let live unless they aren't doing the same
but if they are loud and unruly into the late night/early morning all the time then you would be right to call the cops on them
if they are nosy or in your business or preaching their lib insanity at you all the time then just tell them to f off
it just depends on how mature and tolerant they are of you
if they are overly immature and intolerant of you and they make lots of noise at all hours of the night and early morning then they are fuggin douchebags
I have illegal aliens all around me and they fit into the douchebag category...loud music at all hours of the night/early morning,gang activity,stolen cars,grafitti,the whole enchilada...
so if they aren't that bad then be thankful that it isn't worse...
you could have a bunch of illegal alien gang bangers living next to you
2007-06-12 08:52:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Advocacy of HRC, or "rediculous ideas", is NOT the most minor crime. So if THAT is what is bugging you.... America AND the First Amendment... love it or leave it. One would think you would love Dumbyaland as it is now? Pot IS illegal, but IF (and a BIG IF) they keep their businesss out of your nose, don't you have better things to do than put your nose into their business? Here's an idea for you.... Down with Dictator Dumbya!!!
2007-06-12 08:28:20
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answered by rhino9joe 5
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