You are stuck in an elevator with OJ Simpson, Charles Manson, A set of Ginsu Knives, A Slinky & 5 Eggplants...

Question

what do you do?

Answer 1

*pushes her glasses up on her nose*

In psychology class, we discussed scenerios just like this. *pushes glasses up on nose* I would take this opportunity to have OJ and Charlie delve into their inner psyche and discover the true source of their aggression. **consults psychology text book** I would give each man two eggplants which would be symbolic of their parental figures. Using the set of knives, I would ask each to carve faces into their eggplants to help make the eggplants authentically resemble their mom and dad. Using the fifth eggplant and a knife I would demonstrate how easily I'm able to carve the eyes, nose and smile of my professor. **turns to index of book and looks up...... "Resolutions from "eggplant" psychotherapy" ** Uhm....... we would then conduct conversations with our eggplants and their sons. (Once the knives have been collected.... DO NOT skip this step!) Each time OJ or Charlie come to terms with their dark side, they are rewarded by placing their eggplant on the slinky and then letting it loose to fire the eggplant onto the ceiling of the elevator thereby letting lose all aggressions they may hold against their parents.

**pushes glasses up on nose** And this is what I would do were I to be stuck in an elevator with OJ, Charlie, Ginsu Knives, a slinky and 5 eggplants. *curtsies*

Answer 2

Give OJ the 5 eggplants to juggle while Charles Manson trys to hit the eggplants with the ginsu knives. While they are distracted press the stop button on the elevator and climb out and if they try to follow you throw the slinky at them.

Answer 3

Give Charles Manson and OJ Simpson the Ginsu knives and see which one kills the other one first, play with the slinky, and eat the eggplants.

Answer 4

Everything, I do them all using the eggplants as a primitive form of contraception and the Ginsu knives the force Charles Manson to bend over and take one for the team.

Answer 5

Give the knifes to OJ, tell OJ Manson is doing his girlfriend , when OJ is done with the deed on Manson ,calm him down by letting him play with the Slinky , grab the Eggplants and wait for the elevator door to open :))

Answer 6

Take the 5 eggplants and eat one. Then throw two at OJ and two at Manson. Let them nibble and then play I Spy. When they're are looking around, take the knives and stab em. Then take their stuff and oush some elevator help button. Play with the slinky while you wait.

That was easy.

Answer 7

Give the knives to Manson, point him towards OJ, play with the slinky, and reward Manson with the eggplants. Hopefull by the, I'll have reached my floor.

Answer 8

I first chop up OJ with the Ginsu, sautee him with the eggplants while balancing a slinky on my head

Answer 9

I'd put on a pair of black gloves, carve up the egg plants and use the pulp to scrawl Helter Skelter on the wall of the elevator, attatch a knife to each end of the slinky and then make them both stretch and let go hoping that one or both of the knives would stick. Then I'd get the heck outta there.

Answer 10

hide the knives from OJ, tie Manson up with the slinky, stick and egg plant in each of their mouths and take the remaining 3 eggplants home to make eggplant parmigiana.