2007-06-12 05:51:05 · 25 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmm ... let's check the Environmentalist Handbook.
Okay, Table of Contents.
Let's see .... People Eating Endangered Animals, People Eating Endangered Plants, Plants Eating Endangered People, People Eating Unendangered Animals ...
Ah, here we go ... Endangered Animals Eating Endangered Plants, page 52.
Ok, according to the book, I'm supposed to throw red paint on the animal, all while yelling "Fur is Murder",
And then I yell at the plant for "Using up all our natural resources such as Carbon Dioxide and Sunlight."
Then I yell at the nearest Forest Ranger for not doing anything. It says throwing paint is optional.
Hmm ... then I have to stage a protest outside the animal's place of business. And that I have to get a cease-and-desist order to stop the plant from growing.
Skip ahead, blah blah threaten to sue, blah blah chain self to tree, blah blah blah ...
I think I saw something about getting maced by the cops in there ...
2007-06-12 20:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the animal can survive by eating the endangered plant there's not problem, but if it will hurt the animal, I will save the poor little creature.
2016-05-18 01:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would quick get it some substitute food. Really, are there any endangered plants?
2007-06-12 05:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh... plants can be replicated.... more important for the endangered animal to eat and be healthy, don't you think?
2007-06-12 05:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't have a cow! Whatever you do, don't herd it. In these modern times, you could chase the animal down and capture with your internet. HOLY SCOTTS. Put some fertilizer on the plant to save it.
2007-06-12 08:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Al Gore. Judging by the way he looks, he'll eat them both. Then have someone plant a tree to absolve him from any guilt.
2007-06-12 05:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A conundrum without an answer.
I would say, follow the animal around and eventually *ahem* collect the seeds!
2007-06-12 08:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by JC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOTFLMAO!
Yank the plant, kill the animal, and have a salad before the main course.
2007-06-12 12:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
capture that endanger animal, force it to poo to replant it ( the seed is still there, ya know?)
and the poo can act as the fertilizer too!
2007-06-12 06:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by oohay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact the authorities and report the animal for subsequent jail time and/or fines.
2007-06-12 05:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by jay k 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋