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she keeps making that beef cataloni of hers, the paramedic said I would be better off with a heavy smoking habit!!!

2007-06-12 05:21:55 · 34 answers · asked by james l 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

34 answers

You should cook for her.

2007-06-12 05:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by luv.wtuhav 2 · 2 0

Try sitting down with her and watch some 30 minute cooking shows. Like "Cooking with Rachel Ray". She has some great ideas that are quick and easy. Maybe if you come at her with a subtle approach about it she won't take offense to it. Make it like a date between you and her and point out things you like and might encourage her to try and make. Niceness goes a long way.

2007-06-12 05:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by Suga Bear 1 · 0 0

Take the easy way out jump off a bridge or you could cook for yourself.

2007-06-12 05:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just telll her that she makes it too much, and the doctors can see it in my health. Then quietly say, (it tastes terrible anyway) No jk, but be honest, i am sure she will understand, what is the worst that she could do?(Hehe)

2007-06-12 05:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Invite her to dinner at a nice restaurant, and avoid the beef as much as possible....

2007-06-12 05:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Tell her you cancelled your life insurance policy - if she stops making the cataloni, then you'll know for sure, LOL!
How about you try making dinner instead?

2007-06-12 05:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by Roland'sMommy 6 · 0 0

Tell her the Dr. put you on a diet and give her a list or recipes to make instead

2007-06-12 05:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Darlene B 1 · 0 1

hmmm....lets think about this.....

1st- should we, as the yahoo community, take this question seriously?

well i suppose we can humor the moron

2nd- my wife is trying to kill me, what should i do?

um, how about leave her and press charges

seriously how stupid can you be?.....how much have that stuff have you actaully eaten, it might be affecting your mental state......get a life

2007-06-12 05:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by sxyitlngrl 3 · 1 0

Maybe you should offer to cook and if you don't know how, start learning and eat salads (easiest to make).

2007-06-12 05:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tabatha 3 · 0 0

Start smoking...especially at the table when she serves that artery clogger.

2007-06-12 05:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you should just tell her that the food she makes you can't have and if that doesn't work have your doctor talk to her and she might change the food she is making.

2007-06-12 05:28:39 · answer #11 · answered by star_honey_baby 1 · 0 1

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