2007-06-12 04:38:51 · 42 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The door..its gross
2007-06-19 23:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mary G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When stranded behind enemy lines, during a food altercation, it is imperative that you arm yourself for survival.
First, grab a food tray. Not only will it protect you from incoming munchies, but you can use it to knock weaker persons out of your way. If you cannot reach a tray, grab a member of the chess club to use as a human shield.
A common food fight arsenal should include:
Soda and Pop Rocks -> Empty candy into can. Shake well. Toss. Serves 12.
Milk/Juice cartons -> Open top, then throw in a spiral for maximum spray coverage.
Ketchup and Mustard bottles -> Point-and-Squirt. Simple. Learn it, Use it, Love it.
Straw and Peas/Corn -> A sniper's choice. Go for the eyes.
Fruits and/or Veggies -> Sometimes a well-placed apple to the temple will take even the toughest opponent out. And they're good for you too!!
Pasta/Mashed Potatoes/Chunky Stews -> Messy and Sticky. Go ahead and get your hands dirty!!
Bananas -> Save these babies for when you are being chased. Effective and hilarious.
Canned Goods -> You probably won't find any of these unless you're really close to the kitchen. It's considered bad manners to chuck the can, so remember to open it and fling the contents.
Pudding Cups -> Pull Tab, count to three, Throw.
Sugar packets -> Eat for a quick jolt of energy.
Condiment packets -> A soldier's last resort. Place in palm and smack your fist down to spray your enemy. But be careful ... Many a soldier has ruined a perfectly good shirt due to inaccurate firing.
There are too many other foods to mention here.
Just remember the basics:
1) When running from table-to-table, remember to zig-zag. Stay low and you stay clean.
2) Feel free to eat your ammo if you need to. A fully fed soldier aims better than a hungry one.
3) Stock up on napkins and towels during the fight. You can sell them to the others after the battle is over. Profiteering, it's the American Way.
4) Don't fire at everybody you come across. You might want to ally yourself with others in order to maximize shelter and supplies. After all, your new 'best friend' can easily be shoved into an oncoming watermelon if things get tough.
2007-06-12 19:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spaghetti
2007-06-20 04:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by Army mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in a Third World Country. Thers no food to waste
2007-06-19 23:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food fight?? When do we start? Sounds like a lot of fun!! Something with
whipped cream would be good. : }
2007-06-19 13:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mashed potatoes. Gooey.
2007-06-20 03:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bread rolls to get their attention, then follow it up with mashed potatoes to get them messy, by then they're really pissed you better have some meat or pie or something big to smash in their face!
2007-06-12 04:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The creamed potatoes. Why wait around?
2007-06-12 04:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ive never been in a food fight......... a punch fight yeah and i reach for hthe guttt ! lol
2007-06-19 22:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by I V X 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ketchup/Mustard
Pizza
Cheese from Nachos
Any kind of fluid (soda, juice, milk)
2007-06-12 04:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Joe L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever is closest. Obviously. Everyone else always seems to get the good stuff first...Usually, it's my drink... =(
2007-06-19 09:41:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋