Sure. But I still have to follow the regulations sent from the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Please place any metal objects in the tray and step through the detector.
Please remove your shoes and place them on the inspection tray.
Have you left your luggage unattended at any time today?
Please place all carry-on luggage on the conveyor belt.
Is your passport current?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?
Do these pants make me look fat?
What number am I thinking of?
*eighteen hours later*
Now boarding Piggy-Back Flight 001.
In the event of an emergency, the exits are located ... well, pretty much anywhere. The oxygen masks will drop down if the cabin pressure gets below sea-level.
In the event of a water landing, your seat will double as a floatation device.
Thank for flying PB Air.
2007-06-12 18:47:30
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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In The Murkyworld of Joshua Kane
Megalomania is portrayed very often in the Murkyworld, usually as an affliction of Failed Artists and writers. It is always used in a strictly correct manner; piggy-back rides cost more.
2007-06-18 12:34:57
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answered by Anonymous
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awwww! cant give you piggy-back ride, but how about I "wheelbarrow" you around the room a few time? haaa remember that?
2007-06-18 19:49:50
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answered by booboobear 4
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I can give you a kick-*** Dalek-back ride. But if the missus spots us, you do all the explaining!
2007-06-12 11:19:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Anytime you'd like Sydney...particularly if we're going to look for a tree to climb :)
2007-06-12 13:02:56
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answered by JC 7
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sure... here piggy... give this lady a ride on your back!
hahahaha
2007-06-12 10:40:37
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answered by wamkita♥ 3
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Well OK, but no boot spurs this time - I'm still healing from the last time. The guns are OK though.
2007-06-12 10:40:25
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answered by X 4
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Alright, but the takeoff might be a little rough. Alice rules!
DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."
2007-06-12 10:42:57
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answered by Anonymous
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How about a gopher-back ride? That I can do.
2007-06-12 10:39:49
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answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5
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I would, but I am already attempting to carry my three kids. It is rather tricky.
2007-06-19 18:14:28
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answered by Samarama 5
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