WHY, with such a big hole to pi$$ in, do men end up getting some on the floor, the seat and the rim of the toilet? I have to straddle the thing to avoid the spillage on the floor! It ends up everywhere, is it like target practice or what? Really, I'd like to know what the deal is. Thanks a bunch.
2007-06-12 02:20:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
after so many years of aiming at the same target, there is simply no challenge left. This is why we must take aim from all different angles and directions. Make things more challenging.
Plus half the time we are barely awake. You try to control that thing. You already know it has a mind of it's own.
2007-06-12 02:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We have a hole in the end of our penis that we pee from. On occasions the hole doesn't open correctly. We don't know because we can't see when it's pointing at the target area.This causes the pee to come out at an unexpected angle or even several unexpected angles. Men with very short legs or very long penises do not have any trouble with this problem. It's like firing a rifle with a deflector built into the end of the barrel.
2007-06-12 09:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tony A 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I live with three guys and my 15-year-old is the worst. I have no idea why they do this either. I'd say, not aiming, not paying attention, and in his case, he's probably looking out the window at the cats.
2007-06-12 09:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can inspect my hopper any time you care to. My little Dutch wife is super fussy about her house. It is clean. I mean real real clean. No peep spots on the rim or floor.
2007-06-12 09:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah and women never wet the toilet seat either.
Btw, can I use your toilet?
2007-06-12 09:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess my aim is better than most. Never had that problem. Of course you could always sit. Would be kinda hard to miss at that distance.
2007-06-12 09:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by sarge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It hits the toilet water and splashes.
2007-06-12 09:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a new word for ya, splitstream. Happens to all of us.
2007-06-12 09:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is not an exact science, accidents will happen.
Over and over and over and...
2007-06-12 09:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff happens. Someone calls your name, you turn to answer... You know, Stuff!
2007-06-12 09:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by mjmayer188 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋