Pick the month you were born in .
January - I slapped
February - I poured hot wax on
March - I tripped
April - I licked
May - I took a crap on
June - I kissed
July - I painted
August - I bumped my head against
September - I betrayed
October - I pissed on
November - I took over
December - I set fire to
Pick the day you were born .
1 - my best friend
2 - Paris Hilton(again!)
3 - the kids
4 - the delivery guy
5 - my teacher
6 - the hottie
7 - the farmer
8 - my cat
9 - the ants on the floor
10 - the rats
11 - the loaf of bread
12 - the trees
13 - my ex
14 - the school janitor
15 - a fire hydrant
16 - the box of cereal
17 - a granola bar
18 - a pile of crap
19 - a blow up doll
20 - my test papers
21 - an elderly
22 - a melon
23 - a hot apple pie
24 - a monkey
25 - a cow
26 - my sister's friend
27 - a bag of chips
28 - a mouldy block of cheese
29 - the police
30 - my car mechanic
31 - my in-laws
What's the color of clothing that you're wearing
black - because I'm paid to do it !
white - because I don't give a damm !
red - because it/he/she told me it was okay
blue - and it was on the news !
yellow - and I looked hot while doing it !
green - and no one caught me doing it , yet !
brown - because the feds asked me to !
purple - because I was taught in school to do so.
pink - and no one does it better than me !
Form the sentence and enjoy ! (^^,)
2007-06-12 01:31:59 · 16 answers · asked by orange 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I took over the rats & no one caught me doing it yet! Uh-oh, what am I going to do with them now?!!! Hey, you guys want to come over for stir-fry tonite?
2007-06-12 01:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by abbyn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kissed a pile of crap because the feds asked me to.
2007-06-12 01:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥jg spunk♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
February
peach
2007-06-12 01:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently I pissed on a monkey, because the feds asked me too and I don't give a damn
LMAO
2007-06-12 01:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Redhead 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I set fire to , a pile of crap, because I'm paid to do it!
2007-06-12 01:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I slapped a bag of chips because I'm paid to do it!
2007-06-12 03:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by emma g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. October 29th wearing a green shirt.
I pissed on the police and no one caught me doing it,Yet!
Lmao...Thats cool!
2007-06-12 01:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by jdnsmama13 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
June 20, yellow.
2007-06-12 01:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Born January 11th. Wearing black...as always.
2007-06-12 01:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i slapped the trees t and I looked hot while doing it hmmmmm
2007-06-12 02:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋