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"I can't get no sanatogen"

2007-06-12 01:08:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

1. Let's Spend the Night Together - I need help to get in and out of bed
2. Papa's Got a Brand New Bag - it's called a colostomy
3. This Old Heart of Mine is Weak - I need a triple by-pass
4. You Can't Always Get What You Want - on the NHS
5. Brown Sugar - Nah, got diabetes
6. Get Off My Cloud - You're not a Blue Badge holder
7. Jumping Jack Flash - Flash? Maybe. Jumping? You've gotta be kidding!
8. Satisfaction - What? ... From me? ... At my age?

2007-06-12 01:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

Time Is Not On My Side
I Can't Get No Medication
You Can't Always Get What You... I Forgot the Rest
Brown Undies
Kidneys of Stone
Wake Me Up
Emergency Rescue
Undercover of the Bed
As Years Go By
Shuffling Jack Flash
Mild Horses
Midnight Rambling On and On and On
Waiting on a Nurse
Mixed Prescriptions

2007-06-12 08:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

No but Led Zeppelin need to change Stairway to heaven to Stanna Stairlift to heaven.

2007-06-12 08:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey, don't knock the Rolling Stones, still got a few years left in them old bones!!!

2007-06-12 08:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sticky Fingers is now Sticky Dentures?

2007-06-12 08:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Hero and grunt 4 · 2 1

Their next record is a duet with the zimmers.

2007-06-12 08:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They would have to sing "Jumpin' Jack Flash (I Got Gas Gas Gas)!

2007-06-12 08:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 3 0

"Get off of my heating pad"
"Drink it, black"
"Start my pacemaker up"
I Can't Get No Geritol"

Great, the Steel Wheelchairs Tour

2007-06-12 08:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 4 0

They're probably so old, they can't even remember the lyrics... or maybe they can't read...

2007-06-12 08:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Guitar Heroine 3 · 2 1

I don't think they should change their lyrics. I think they should just stop making music. They suck.

2007-06-12 08:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Masha 4 · 0 3

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