A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree
and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the
money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in
the park at 7AM."
Signed,
"The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your
money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
*star if you like;-)
2007-06-12 00:48:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-06-12 00:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 13:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by eichelberger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LMAO!!!! Thanx, suddenly my day seems a bit better.
2007-06-12 00:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by wreck'd angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol first laugh of the day. i had not heard that one before. here's your star.
2007-06-12 01:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have note heard it liked it have a star,
2007-06-12 00:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
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OH, AND HERE IS YOUR STAR
2007-06-12 01:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab,very funny indeed!! xx
2007-06-12 00:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-12 00:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, made me laugh, have a star.
2007-06-12 01:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by nonnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny .x
2007-06-12 00:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋