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I got mad at my boyfriend last night, so when he went to sleep, I went out and got a big, sloppy hamburger.........really showed him, didn't I? : P

2007-06-12 00:32:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

You sure did! You're a thing of evil, a pure master mind! :P

When I was 17 and my boyfriend and I broke up, I met him in the parking lot of a store to give him some of his things back. Including some porno's. Which he SPECIFICALLY asked me on the phone not to mention because his grandfather which he lived with would be with him. So I went and met him there, I had a friend of mine with me and I told him the story about how I'm not to mention the porn in front of the grandfather, who was a very strict Christian man, I had my friend give the box to him and when he did he said "By the way, I'd get rid of those first two porno's in the box. The boobs are fake and the sound is awful."

Hey, I didn't put him up to it, but the look on his grandfathers face and my ex's was WORTH it!

2007-06-12 00:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by BadWolf 5 · 2 0

On the plus side I had a great time.

Bruce, the Big Sloppy Hamburger.

2007-06-12 02:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is sort of a stupid story but when I was 9 yrs. old a friend of mine and I got into a arguement. Afterwards his mom took us to a ice cream place and we both got malts. When we got back to his house we were sitting on the curb of the road and he had to go in the house for something but left his malt outside. I noticed some rolly-poly bugs around where I was sitting so I put a couple in his straw. When he came back outside and started drinking his malt again he slurped them right up without even knowing about it.

Another stupid thing I did was when I was in high school. A teacher and I got into an arguement and I ended up having to stay after school for a few days. In retaliation I ejected a few stapels out of the stapel gun and twisted them together. I then put the stapels in the teachers chair so when he sat down they stuck him right in the buttocks. Sweeet revenge LOL.

2007-06-12 00:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0 0

Silliest thing I ever did was go around to my ex boyfriends and break off his windscreen wipers and poured oil all over his car while he and he skanky whore were inside pretending they weren't there. I then embarrassed myself by ringing and leaving a rambling message which was very immature but a little gratifying I must admit. The best revenge I ever heard of was a friend of mine who put raw fish in the lining of her ex's curtains after she found out he had been cheating on her. Apparently he spent weeks trying to work out where the smell was coming from! lol!

2007-06-12 01:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by veruca salt 3 · 0 0

I don't do revenge! Just sit back and let the Universe take care of that person. The Universe does a much better job than I ever could! Bottom line, everyon gets theirs in due time!

2007-06-12 01:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i can not say i've got ever carried out something out of revenge. I in simple terms loose it and initiate screaming at them looking like an fool. as quickly as I cool off i've got faith extra effective yet then all of us else thinks "wow". i assume I actually have a splash temper.

2017-01-06 09:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

In high school when an ex of mine that I wanted to get back together with started dating another girl I stared dating one of his friends. I did not even like the guy and he kinda grossed me out, The worst part of all was that my ex didn't care because he liked the other girl so much.
That was pretty dumb.

2007-06-12 00:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by Pdoodles 4 · 0 0

Reported my g/f's ex for stalking and harassment, then got a restraining order. Stupid, because it just ticked him off. But we got smarter and won the next round - he spent a year in jail during which time, we just happened to move far away.

2007-06-12 05:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I was able to get her email's password, monitored her communications for several weeks. When I discovered that she's cheating on her b/f, I forwarded the emails where she was flirting and getting to know some guy. It worked. The broke up. I did her b/f a favour. He never knew how the emails got forwarded to him from her email.

MUWAHAHAHA

2007-06-12 00:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Smutty 6 · 0 0

I smashed an Easter egg against the floor. It was in my room so I couldn't get rid of all the tiny chocolate pieces under my bed for a couple of days.

2007-06-12 00:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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