I have just won the lottery so you can stick your job where the sun doesnt shine.... and that fat twisted old bag that I have had to share an office with... and who has gone out of her way to make my life hell can kiss my a££!!!!
I wish.... would be fun though!
2007-06-11 23:08:35
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answered by Maria S © 7
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the water tank in my roof has developed a leak.....I currently have water dripping through the ceiling in the room downstairs which I only noticed this morning....and I have called out an emergency plumber. I am desparetely trying to dry the floor below and put out things to stop more water soaking into the carpet.......
That should do it.....
I assume that sickness is no longer an option?
2007-06-11 23:27:52
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answered by Robbo31 3
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My bicycle is having kittens
I have to buy milk
You sacked me
The wrong leaves are on the trees
My train has been clamped
I hurt my ankle getting off the bus on the way to work, so i got back on and came home ( I used this one in 1980 )
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2007-06-12 00:04:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm stuck in bed. The blankets are stuck and won't release me so even though I really don't want to do it, I have to stay in bed alll day. The blankets are on a timer you see and the timer is malfunctioning. I'll have to wait until the timer gets to the proper time and un-does the blankets. Sorry, I'll see you tomorrow.
2007-06-11 23:07:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Explosive diarrhea
Ate too much olene last night
Pink eye (might want a doctors note though)
Twisted ankle
Bad seafood caused you vomiting all night
Just say you are under the weather
Terrible allergies
2007-06-11 23:10:56
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answered by msdifranco2003 3
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And the curtain opened slowly, revealing a twisted, bloodied body contained in the again of the quantity. At that instantaneous the doors contained in the again of her snapped close with a click and the masked phantom walked in route of her, crying, whimpering and laughing mutually.
2016-11-23 13:23:29
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answered by Anonymous
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I am feeling exhausted and stressed and I can't hold things together at the moment. I need some time to rest and re-evaluate things.
2007-06-11 23:07:50
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answered by Robin 5
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my car wouldn't start...no really it wouldn't. It's gone to the dealers as the RAC couldn't make it go. Some thing to do with a body module?
2007-06-11 23:18:16
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answered by Darmok 2
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I can't come to work today because.......I found your wallet under my wife's car, and thought you might want a day to think about what I am going to do now!:-)
2007-06-11 23:23:18
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answered by Colt 4
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I'm officially supposed to be on vacation from today. And that's the truth.
2007-06-11 23:14:09
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answered by hello world 7
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