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2007-06-11 23:03:04 · 36 answers · asked by juicy 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Turdytrousers - get your facts straight i am not english! i am Scottish! and you are offensive and racist!

2007-06-11 23:22:19 · update #1

36 answers

I have just won the lottery so you can stick your job where the sun doesnt shine.... and that fat twisted old bag that I have had to share an office with... and who has gone out of her way to make my life hell can kiss my a££!!!!

I wish.... would be fun though!

2007-06-11 23:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1 0

the water tank in my roof has developed a leak.....I currently have water dripping through the ceiling in the room downstairs which I only noticed this morning....and I have called out an emergency plumber. I am desparetely trying to dry the floor below and put out things to stop more water soaking into the carpet.......

That should do it.....

I assume that sickness is no longer an option?

2007-06-11 23:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Robbo31 3 · 1 0

My bicycle is having kittens

I have to buy milk

You sacked me

The wrong leaves are on the trees

My train has been clamped

I hurt my ankle getting off the bus on the way to work, so i got back on and came home ( I used this one in 1980 )

;)

2007-06-12 00:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm stuck in bed. The blankets are stuck and won't release me so even though I really don't want to do it, I have to stay in bed alll day. The blankets are on a timer you see and the timer is malfunctioning. I'll have to wait until the timer gets to the proper time and un-does the blankets. Sorry, I'll see you tomorrow.

2007-06-11 23:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Explosive diarrhea
Ate too much olene last night
Pink eye (might want a doctors note though)
Twisted ankle
Bad seafood caused you vomiting all night
Just say you are under the weather
Terrible allergies

2007-06-11 23:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by msdifranco2003 3 · 0 0

And the curtain opened slowly, revealing a twisted, bloodied body contained in the again of the quantity. At that instantaneous the doors contained in the again of her snapped close with a click and the masked phantom walked in route of her, crying, whimpering and laughing mutually.

2016-11-23 13:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am feeling exhausted and stressed and I can't hold things together at the moment. I need some time to rest and re-evaluate things.

2007-06-11 23:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by Robin 5 · 0 0

my car wouldn't start...no really it wouldn't. It's gone to the dealers as the RAC couldn't make it go. Some thing to do with a body module?

2007-06-11 23:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Darmok 2 · 0 0

I can't come to work today because.......I found your wallet under my wife's car, and thought you might want a day to think about what I am going to do now!:-)

2007-06-11 23:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Colt 4 · 1 0

I'm officially supposed to be on vacation from today. And that's the truth.

2007-06-11 23:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 0 0

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