Writers block here! will you write me some country lyrics???

Answer 1

I'm a redneck mother, i must confess
i got a tattoo of Texas on my chest

Women and beer, is all I need
I wear a Camo hat that reads "Lone Star Feed"

I raised a cross-bred Chicken that goes Quackity-Cluck
I got a Dallas Cowboys kicks @ss sticker on my truck.

I like to fish all night, and sleep till noon
I'll Drink a case of beer, under the Texas moon

I'm a redneck mother i must reply
I built a beer can fence nearly ten feet high

On my front porch, is my gaurd dog "Blue"
He's a Mississippi Leg Hound - with some "Leggin" to do

there's only one thing that could set be back
I like them long legged ladies in Pink Cadillac's

I'm a redneck mother******, and my mother's a redneck too.

Answer 2

If you get there before I do,
Don't give up on me,
I'll meet you when my chores are through
I don't know how long I'll be
But I'm not gonna let you down
Darling wait and see
And between now and then till I see you again
I'll be loving you
Love me....

Answer 3

I pulled into the truck stop
You admired my rig,
Later that night,
I made ya squeal like a pig.

I woke up alone,
I feel like a doink,
but as long as I live,
I'll remember your oink.

Answer 4

the squirrel is up the tree
lookin at the pumpkin there
wondering just what it be
that fat head w/o no hair.

j/k. I don't know anything country.
goood luc,

Answer 5

I promised her I'd stay with her forever.
She said to me her basset hound was shy.
But who'd have thought she'd kick off while in labor.
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

Answer 6

well its 40 below and i don't give a f u c k i've got a heater in my truck and its off to the rodeo