anyone bored? here's something to do.....fun survey 4 you?

Question

Pick the month u were born in
Jan-—I kicked
February--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i choked on
June--i murdered
July-i sang
August--i had lunch with
September--i danced with
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a paperclip
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a gangster
6--a Mexican
7--a cell phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--an ipod
12--a banana
13--Chuck Norris
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19--myself
20--a football player
21--a ninja
22--a fireman
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a baseball bat
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--my science teacher
>29-a permanent marker
30-- a llama
31--A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--Because i was high.
Black--Because that's how i roll.
Pink--Because I’m NOT homosexual.
Red--Because the voices told me to.
Blue--Because I’m sexy and do what i want
>Green------Because I hate myself.
>Purple------Because I’m cool.
>Gray--------Because i was drunk
>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollar
>Orange----Because i hate my family.
>Other-------Because my mom told me not to get wet.
>none------Because i cant control myself.

mine was " I did the macarena with a squirrel Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollar."

Answer 1

I murdered a banana because I was drunk. hahaha this is hilarious.

EDIT: HAHAHA to Paul, Lefty, and Basketcase2

Answer 2

a million. in case you had a cow, what could you call it? - Milky? Spotty? Milkspot? Supper? (extremely regardless of the undeniable fact that, i do no longer consume purple meat.) I have no clue. 2. have you ever eaten a crayon? - No, using fact those talked approximately as "mac 'n cheese" weren't invented whilst i replaced into youthful. ;p 3. How could you experience in case you have been molested by Michael Jackson? - Oh particular, i could experience particularly on desirable of the worldwide. DUH -- i could lock him up! Do you extremely think of each and every physique desires to be molested?! 4. Do you like eggs? - Yupperooni 5. ok kewl....How do u like them?? - (I had to interrupt my order for this one! :0) Any way as properly uncooked is nice. :) 7. Are your nails painted? - no longer at present. 8. Did you notice that quantity 6 replaced into lacking =O? - i'm doing this backwards. 9. have you ever peed ina cup? - no longer a house cup! 10. Are you completed with this survey? - Uh, desirable once I answer this question.

Answer 3

I did the macarena with my sister because I hate myself.

Answer 4

I ran over a paperclip because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollar

Answer 5

Ha ha ! Mine's "I ran over my neighbor Because I’m sexy and do what i want ".

I will try my hand at doing one of this one day .

Answer 6

I choked on a football player because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Answer 7

I smoked a baseball bat because my mom told me not to get wet!


Just for the record my mother doesn't tell me what I can and can't do!

Answer 8

March--i did the macarena with
5--a gangster
White--Because i was high.

Answer 9

I murdered your mom because I was high.

June 17-White (work) shirt on

Answer 10

"I sang a football player because I hate myself"

Doesn't make sense...I did the same thing last week and it turned out "I shot a stuffed animal because i'm stupid"...that one was funny!