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He was actually circumcised on Krypton. Since there was no Yellow sun he did not have his powers and the Moil could do his job.

2007-06-11 20:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by badmfbri 3 · 2 0

Superman isn't Jewish, so he probably isn't circumcised.

As Isaac Asimov once pointed out, a bigger problem would occur if he ever makes love to Lois Lane. Orgasm is an involuntary reflex, and semen would be expelled with destructive force, likely resulting in the death of Miss Lane.

Asimov didn't say so, but I suspect that's why Superman need his Fortress of Solitude.

2007-06-12 03:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The scissor was dipped in kryptonite solution that was diluted in very low concentration so his penis wont shrivel and fall off.

2007-06-12 03:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Better off, how could he have gotten pregnant Lois if in the heat of the deed he could have easily have had her gutted out?

2007-06-12 03:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by polainaz 4 · 0 0

Yes. It was done with a 155 mm howitzer.

2007-06-12 03:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0 0

Angle grinder dood, imagine what he would do to the dr if he slipped though.

2007-06-12 03:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol good question, would asume that if he is, it was done on Krypton, where he wasnt indestructible.

2007-06-12 03:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How does he shave?

2007-06-12 03:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by Chuglon 3 · 0 0

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