Ugh. I am so ******* mad. Say something to cheer me up. Nooooooow?

Answer 1

I just farted... Farts are funny.... I always laugh at farts lol

Answer 2

silly things:

things to do in a drive-thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Answer 3

My father and mother both died yesterday in a car accident and today while doing a blood test I found out that I have HIV.

What was your problem that made you so mad?

There is always someone worse off than you. I feel sorry for all those kids starving to death in Africa. At least I had 25 years living hunger free.

Answer 4

I don't know you
but ummm
your question kinda makes me think you are a nice person
funny outgoing kinda person
which is good
I guess
I don't know
what were you hoping to hear?

ummm okay
a preist a nun and a rabbi go into a
no.......

ummm why did you use a ? after now

umm how bout this
u seem like someone I would like to know better
maybe you could email me

Answer 5

ok
here is a joke

what is common between J lo and a barbie doll.?

they are both 100 % plastic.

hope it put a smile on ur face.
whenever ur too sad remember that nothing in this world is worth it...
good luck
bbye.

Answer 6

Hey Babe - you are tooooo beautiful to let this crap
spoil your pretty face -

Heaven must be really lonely - since an angel like you is now on earth!

*sigh*

yours until then

Answer 7

You said that you were mad, not unhappy. People who are unhappy want to be cheered up. What are you angry about? People need to know that before they can begin to help you.

Answer 8

Wow. What do you expect people to do. Come in here and crack jokes. Cheer yourself up.

Answer 9

I don't guess the 7 stars in your question don't stand for smiling.

Answer 10

Tom Cruise is the prime reason scientologists dont make babies

Answer 11

The world is not your TV set. We are not in the entertainment business. Learn to entertain yourself, to manage your own emotions.