TEAM McCann will be flogging this tat on Ebay, which one do you fancy?
1) inACTION McCann MAN (tm) £500
All-talking - no action, yes it's the Gerry McCann doll (tm)
Pull the string and it says:
* Ker-Ching £££!
* Peru looks nice this time of year
* I am not guilty
* Neither is Kate
* We are not guilty
* I have X-Ray vision
* Who is Maddy?
2) Kreepy Kate (tm) £300
Get this oppressed dull as ditchwater dippy dingbat doll
Pull the string and it says:
* I can jog up hills and I am not guilty
* California looks nice this time of year
* Can I have another pint of Vodka Gerry?
* Yes Gerry, whatever you say Gerry
* I bet I can get to the apartment from the Tapas bar in 10 minutes Gerry
* What are children Gerry?
* Who is Maddy?
3) Kuddle Kat(tm) £200
Your chance to ditch your kid and get a McCann Kuddle Kat instead.
Pull the string and it says:
* For Christ's sake get me away from this bloody woman.
2007-06-11 19:58:33 · 19 answers · asked by Como Lewis (deceased) 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
To those who saw the satirical side (98% of you) thank you. To the others who say it was sick, consider:
Maddy is not my child and I can only cure a few of the world's ills. I have tried to "Go there" thinking about her condition and whereabouts and it upset me so I quit, and as it's someone else's child I can leave them to it. Or rather, I could if they were decent parents. The sickest thing here is parents who could leave toddlers like they did - and NOW they know why you don't do that. So THEY are the sickos, not me.
No one wants a child to suffer, but I want the McCanns to, because arrogant pricks like them need a reality check and they got one. They should not be in charge of a current bun.
2007-06-12 05:38:12 · update #1
I'd buy the soft toy to stop her toting it round as if it proves something. If they'd kept the kids as close to them as she keeps that bloody cat.....probably on his instructions.....they wouldn't be in this position now.
2007-06-11 20:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by lou b 6 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Kuddle Kat definat;y/ Wouldn't trust the dolls round my children.
2007-06-11 23:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by UniBeauty 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the Pope and the private jet!!!! Have you been approached by toy manufacturers yet? What about the twins? The holiday apartment play set? What about yellow cheer-leader pom-poms for the pro- Mccann supporters?
2007-06-11 20:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 9⤊ 2⤋
I know the McCann web site refers to ebay shop opening today but I can't find it on ebay does it exist?
Can some one post a link?
2007-06-11 20:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Ouch!
The funniest thought came to my mind upon reading xenonvalkyrie's answer.
Please read the extract from her comment below,
'......What about yellow cheer-leader pom-poms for the pro- Mccann supporters...'
.........now think about 'TotalPitsDown Man' and then, very, very slowly, take a precious moment out of your day to visualise...
NOW THAT WOULD BE A SIGHT TO BEHOLD !!!
Lol.
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2007-06-11 23:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Lol funny! You will probably get shot down by the predictable Team McCann fans, but it made me laugh! The sad thing is that you are so right and that they probably would promote something like that if it got them more money in and kept them in travelling for another few months!
2007-06-11 20:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 3⤋
The new "Gerry yoga" video is out soon ,it shows you how to hop around Europe and the only thing you will lose is your credibility.
2007-06-11 20:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
i thought that was really amusing, and after watching them on the news last night, waving as the children as they hollered back, like they had done something to be proud off, i think they deserved that
2007-06-11 22:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by michelle l 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Lol. The only bit of tat that might be suitable for Philomena would be a blow up doll!
2007-06-11 20:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Beau Brummell 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
LOL... Hilarious
I'd rather take my money and burn it!! Mind you I could buy the Inaction McCann Man and burn that instead!!
Hey what about items representing Aunty "Philharmonica" and Uncle "JohnBoy".. they would need a couple of those....!!
You could have a family of dolls - the "Little Fund on the Prairie"
2007-06-11 20:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by triptipper 3 · 17⤊ 4⤋