what is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you...ill tell mine if u tell me yours : )?

Question

mine was in 4th grade and i went to sit on the bench and fell off. think yours is better? most embarrassing wins!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

My friends once pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. One night in college I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, "MMMMMMMMMM!" They said that it was time for my birthday present. They then took out a little black dress. When I realized what they were planning to do I shook my head and mmmmmmmmphed like crazy. But it was no use, they forced me into the dress. They then tied my hands and feet together so I couldn't take it off. I felt completely humiliated as they carried me through the dorm like this. They then layed me on the counter in the lobby and said they'd be back in the morning. I stuggled but it was no use, I couldn't move or talk, and the counter was too high. I had to lay there and wait for help. I pleaded with people for help as they walked by, I struggled and mmmmmmphed. But they just laughed. My friends came back in an hour. By then a crowd had gathered, having fun at my expense. I had no choice but to lay on the counter, bound and gagged in a dress, as everyone ridiculed me. I began to worry, when people started to talk about taking me outside. My friends then picked me up, and carried me back to my room still tied up. Everyone thought this was hilarious.

Answer 2

I met my best friend in Grade One. That alone is not embarrassing. The tale in which we became the friends, however, is the perfect story of embarrassment: one that was quite embarrassing at the time, quickly found its way to a positive resolution, and now seems so perfect that I realize how close it came to not happening and occasionally fear how poor the quality of my life would be had it not happened.

It was Grade One. Our student teacher was reading us a story while we sat cross legged on the carpet. I was at the far right of the room, whereas my future best friend in the whole wide universe, who I didn't even know or speak to at all prior to this, was sitting on the far left. In the midst of this story, which I unfortunately cannot recall (you find as time goes on that there are so many small details that you wish you grasped at the time but unfortunately didn't), I felt the sudden urge to pass gas. Normally I would suppress this urge, but I felt confident that I could squeeze the flatulence out slowly and methodically and allow it to pass from between my buttocks silently, with the consequential odor blamed on some other hapless bystander.

My confidence was for naught. *BRAP* went the loud fart, and on the left, three students began laughing hysterically. Two boys and a girl. The girl would eventually give me my first sexual experience (the world's lamest dry rub), and the other boy would also become my friend (and eventually disappear from our lives in grade 5 due to his insane parents; he surfaced in February of this year and actually became a fully bonafide mentally ill person), but the remaining boy, Matt, who probably laughed the hardest, well... he's a special guy.

After repeated warnings which they were unable to heed due to the hilarity of my anal discharge, the teacher sent them all to the Kindergarten room. Upon returning, Matt approached me and gave me a forced apology; seeing as I was already swearing by that point, I said "F**k you." He thought that was cool and I invited him over to my house that day. 13 years later and here we are.

Answer 3

When I was in 8th grade I was walking home from school with my friends...my friend warned me that if we split the poll we would have bad luck. In order to not split the poll, I brushed against a fence; my pants got caught in the fence and fell down to my knees and one of the cutest boys in 8th grade along with 50 or so walkers came to see what happen. That was over 30 years ago and I am still embarrassed !

Answer 4

I was at a school assembly for student body elections. I was on crutches at the time and after my speech when i went to walk away from the podium, my supporting crutch slipped in snow on the gym floor and I face planted in front of my entire high school and I couldn't get myself up because of my broken leg. I had to sit there until someone came to help.

Answer 5

Well, I was walking downtown over seas and there was a post in the walk way. I was liek 2 feet tall just STICKIGN up from the ground. I didnt see it, I was wearing a dress and when I walked right into it I was left hanging by my dress . I fell flat on my face, the dress ripped to hell and back and I started to cry.

Answer 6

I was in 9th grade and I was in this club called Career Club. Anyway, we had this little conference thing in Myrtle Beach, S.C. at this fancy hotel. Well, after one of our sessions, my friends and I were standing outside waiting for our bus driver to come out and let us back onto our bus. Since his door was unlocked, I opened it up and tried to slide across his seat so i could unlatch the door to the bus. Well, I had platform shoes on and when I tried to climb into his seat, I slipped and fell right on my ankle onto the pavement. I cracked my heel bone and the hotel security came running out and everyone was crowded around me while they called the ambulance. I had to explain to the paramedics that I fell out of a parked bus...

Answer 7

whilst i replaced right into a young person I went to the YMCA for an afternoon of exciting, yeah desirable. I fell between the springs of a trampoline and had to have help to stand up. Then we went to the swimming pool and have been instructed if we could have enjoyed to dive to get right into a unmarried record line. I undergo in concepts swimming as a newborn yet in no way went on the diving board. replaced into too embarrassed to get out of line so I dove into the pool. I undergo in concepts coming to the exterior yet I panicked and began splashing violently. An older lady rescued me and instructed me to end shifting approximately or we could the two drown. of direction i replaced into completely embarrassed, in no way went back. yet, years later I paid for swimming instructions in the process the purple bypass back embarrassed myself by pushing off and went decrease than looks like I swallowed the full pool. My coach instructed me Rene' each and every swimmer swallows water yet you spit it out you do no longer swallow it; that replaced into day 3 and that i in no way went back. Deathly frightened of water.

Answer 8

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ψell.. iτ ψas embaяяasiиg aτ τhe τime

Answer 9

have a few .
i was 12 or 13 in my country ,(Brazil)we do allot of window shopping ,i was walking and noticed that day the guy's paid extra attention to me ,but i love attention so i was okay ,until an older gentleman whisper in my ear ,that my blouse was open ,and my bra was showing .
yrs later my husband and I got frisky and i decided to pull over,and we found a dirt road and private ,i was on top on the driver's seat ,when i noticed a cable truck wanted to go around us ,i guess we was going to install some cable .
another time my husband and i again driving down the road ,i decided to climb on top of him ,while i was busy still drive the car ,when a cop notice ,Lot's of swerving on the road,i got a ticket not for having sex ,for following to close .

Answer 10

I was caught peeing on a bench in 6th grade. It was hilarious, because while I was getting yelled at, this 4th grade chick sat down in it and fell on her @$$. HAHAHA!

Good times.