Mine is this:
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I'll taunt you a second time!"
2007-06-11 18:19:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK......we wear ladies dresses and we dance all day"
2007-06-11 18:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cochran 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tis but a scratch. A Scratch? Your arm's off. No it isn't. Well what's that then?
2016-05-17 23:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "
2007-06-11 18:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by chicananerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Polly want a cracker!
from the parrot scene
2007-06-11 18:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
"He must have died while carving it."
"Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it."
Most of the good ones where taken, But this one is awesome too.. not sure if its 100% accurate.
I love The Holy Grail!
2007-06-11 18:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Grail---soooo many!
"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
that whole peasant bit.
Overall--tougher still!
The Cheese Shop
"Don't tell me. I'm keen to guess."
2007-06-11 18:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
'when your down and out
and chewing on life's gristle
don't despair
just lift your head
and give a little whistle
and...
always look on the bright side of life"
2007-06-11 18:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
2007-06-11 18:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
But father, I don't want to be king.
2007-06-12 02:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by The Walkin Dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always look at the bright side of life...... Life's a piece of sh*t when you look at it...
it's only a flesh wound (with him having both arms and legs cut of!)
2007-06-11 18:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by hotelmajor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bring Out Your Dead....
Bring Out Your Dead....
2007-06-11 18:22:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋