I REALLY don't want to go to work tomorrow, but I need to hold on to my sick days because my son is going to be born any day now. Any ideas short of faking my own death and then getting miraculously resurrected?
2007-06-11 17:26:48 · 13 answers · asked by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i just really clicked on your question to get some ideas myself... but they are all lame
2007-06-11 17:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by cherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually my husband didnt even have any sick days saved when our daughter was born and he got out of work for 3 days. They told him he could have taken more off but he chose to go back. Does your job offer paternity leave (there really is such a thing!)? If using sick days is the only option you have then you should probably go to work. Save at least a few sick days so you can see your son.
Congratulations on the baby!
2007-06-12 00:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson tried this and it back fired horribly.
But if you really want to. I think tell people you are going out on a boat, just push the boat out into sea, but dont get on it. They will find the boat and think you've fallen over board
2007-06-12 00:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Garage door is broken and you can't get your car out; wife/girlfriend possibly having labor pains; Car is dead and you are waiting for the auto club.... sorry but I am unimaginative tonight! Don't work too hard tomorrow!
2007-06-12 00:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just call in once you call in they cant really do anything to you.once you have called its none of their business if you are sick or just spending time alone with the wife before the baby comes and takes all her time and your time from eachother. if that makes sense. if not disregard. LOL
2007-06-12 13:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by nocturnalangel_71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you best go to work in the event something awful happens when he is born ( I certainly pray not). Another reason to go is you gonna need the money for those diapers.. whew..they don't grow on trees!!!
2007-06-12 00:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss you really wanted to come but his wife kept making you stay
2007-06-12 00:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you broke your leg. When you go back to work, just say you were mistaken. Works everytime!
2007-06-12 00:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to work and act sick then leave early
2007-06-12 00:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, be responsible... go to work... earn your money. You'll feel better about yourself. And when your child's birth comes around you won't feel guilty about lying to your boss. REMEMBER integrity is vital.
2007-06-12 00:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋