2007-06-11 16:15:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this is your home away from home and this is your perfect serenity
2007-06-12 16:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Inugurl3 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, we won't be 'people' when we go to Heaven ... we don't know the shape, size, or anything else about Heaven except that is the 'universe' where God lives and has always lived, outside of 'time and space' which this universe is 'in.' Second ... we will be 'beings' of some sort, and we will certainly 'communicate' with God and other beings in some way. That said, I 'expect' to hear 'the rest of the story' about WHY God created our universe and us, and be given my 'job' in Heaven. I also believe that perhaps, if we are truly 'soul mates' as we believe, that my husband and I will be one and the same being, still 'aware' of each other in that one being's 'body' ... and wouldn't that be wonderful?
2016-05-17 22:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by libby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oops..sorry...i have to send you to hell...the correct answer to get into heaven is (drumroll)....Mormon...yes Mormon people, Mormon...thank you to all the other religions and various sects who participated in the game of trying to guess which religion won't burn in agony forever, but the correct answer was in fact, Mormon. Peter has some splendid parting gifts for you before I submit you to incomprehensable eternal phsysical torture in the flaming wrath of hell. Thanks for playing though...SOOO close with
Methodist...EXCELLENT try...you had the jesus-is-divine part
down right...now only if you'd accepted the part about him preaching to injuns and Joseph Smith's whole 'seerstone' claim you'd be joining us....oh well...at least you were closer than the Gilgameshians or Druids...I mean WHOA! Those poor blokes weren't even warm!..well, they are now of course...hehe...toodaloo friend (pulls hell sliding board lever)."
2007-06-11 16:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
"you're really drunk" EDIT: i guess all you folks giving me the old thumbs dumb are calling god a liar! well, i already knew that. i never did like the fonz anyway. and i really rather some goddess say to me, "is that a pistol in your pants or are you just glad to see me?" my heaven is here on earth, not up in la la land, where some clown throws pies in your face.
2007-06-11 16:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good job, let's go have a Margarita to celebrate.
2007-06-11 16:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Reneejah 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nice to enjoy your presence again, sister, brother, friend and mother-father Goddess, Dee.
2007-06-11 16:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by LuvDylan 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
It does exist. And He will say "Welcome home"
And, its St. Peter at the pearly gates.
2007-06-11 16:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"Well done, good and faithful servant"
This is what the Bible says we are to be waiting to hear from him.
Nothing else will need to be said.
Diane
2007-06-11 16:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Diane L 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
BOM-CHICKA-WAH-WAH
EDIT: Hip shaking optional of course. I would hate for the old guy to throw something out of whack! LOL
2007-06-11 16:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Jimmy Hendrix is playing a gig in the club tonight.
2007-06-11 16:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 4⤊ 5⤋