Can you make me feel better? (please?)?

Question

i've been really sad and depressed lately... tonight's the worst so far ='( can you say something to help cheer me up?

Answer 1

*Big Hugs* It is all going to be ok! You are a wonderful person and you are loved! Hope I helped, feel better soon. I have some ears to lend to you if you need them!

Answer 2

I've always thought that laughter was the best medicine, so here it goes.

SIGNS YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION:

1. You've got enough Prozac in your purse to tranquilize King Kong.

2. You really lose it whenever someone says, "Good morning."

3. You spend more time in bed than a hooker at a Shriners convention.

4. You keep your house so dark that mushrooms are growing in the carpet.

5. On a really bad day, you wouldn't come to the door if it was Publishers Clearing House.

6. You list Dr. Kevorkian as a character reference.

7. Alcohol gives you strength and food settles your nerves.

8. Your hands shake so badly that you can brush your teeth without any voluntary movement.

Answer 3

On Pain


Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses
your understanding.

Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its
heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.

And could you keep your heart in wonder at the
daily miracles of your life, your pain would not seem
less wondrous than your joy;

And you would accept the seasons of your heart,
even as you have always accepted the seasons that
pass over your fields.

And you would watch with serenity through the
winters of your grief.

Much of your pain is self-chosen.

It is the bitter potion by which the physician within
you heals your sick self.

Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy
in silence and tranquillity:

For his hand, though heavy and hard, is guided by
the tender hand of the Unseen,

And the cup he brings, though it burn your lips, has
been fashioned of the clay which the Potter has
moistened with His own sacred tears.

Answer 4

hmmi dont know any jokes...but i know how you feel. there is nothing wrong with me but i randomley get depressed alot (i have depression) all i can say is entertain yourself with something else or talk to a friend.. and what i always do is just know its gonna pass..or remember the last time i was sincerely happy and why. just realize no matter what troubles your going through..tomorrows always a new day... and just try to enjoy it because 10 years from now no one is gonna remember anything you did (unless your in jail lol) except you...and usually what we seem to remember more is happy memories...which we can recycle later on in life to make us feel better when we're down...sry not to helpful

Answer 5

This made my brother in law laugh...

There is a kid on my kid's ball team. His mother has really big and pointed breasts. She also makes her kid wear a helmet when he pitches and babies him a lot.

The other day he hit the winning run. So...when we were walking back to our car my brother in law says "I bet Kyle's mom was proud of him today" and I said "Yeah, I bet he gets both sides tonight"

He realized I was calling him a tit bag and he spit out his powerade because he was laughing so hard.

Hope this helps! It was th only funny thing I could think of right now:)

Answer 6

Three men, an Irish man, a Mexican man, and a blonde (yes they are legal but back to the joke) work together on a construction site. During lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and says, "Corn beef and cabbage again? I swear if I get corn beef and cabbage in my lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building!" The Mexican man opens his lunch and says, "Tacos and burritos again? I swear if I get tacos and burritos in my lunch again, I'm also going to jump off this building!" The blonde man opens his lunch and says, "Bologne and chips again? I swear if I get bologne and chips in my lunch again I too will jump off this building!" The next day during their lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and sure enough he has corn beef and cabbage. He jumps off the building. The Mexican man opens his lunch as he has tacos and burritos. He also jumps off the building. The blonde guy opens his lunch and he had bologne and chips. He jumps off the building as well. During the funeral, they had all three together, the wife of the Irish man said, "If I had known that he didn't want corn beef and cabbage, I would have asked him what he wanted." The wife of the Mexican man said, "If I had known that he didn't want tacos and burritos, I would have gotten out my cook book and tried something new." They each looked at the wife of the blonde man which she replied, "Don't look at me, he always fixes his lunch!"

Answer 7

Why was tigger looking in the toilet?










he was looking for Pooh!



That work,? I can see your smiling from the window =)


At least your not in jail like Paris Hilton =O

Answer 8

Sorry to hear that my dear!! Take a long soaking bubble bath with candles and listen to some music or read!! Hope you feel better!! This too shall pass!!

Answer 9

Clear your mind .... find a nice dressed (something SXC) .... find a nice spot in your house ..... get some lube ... get your your favorite vibrator (OR any other blunt penis looking object) ..... and just do ti

..... how does this help .... it is proven that having orgasm's relaxes the body and mind ....

Answer 10

is someone making you mad? is some one bothering you!?!? tell me!! i know people who know people...not sure if they can do anything for you but i was just saying. i know people. like the librarian, the mail man, my neighbor two houses down. you know people like that. anyway big hugs for you!! when life gets me down me and my friends(we're all in our mid 30s, mothers of many kids) like to recall the words of a wonderful poet....

But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
And when he tells you you ain't nuttin don't believe him
And if he can't learn to love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just call em how I see em
....you got to keep your head up!

by tupac shakur....
what did you think i was quoting from ?? emerson?? GIRL puhleeze!!

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