2007-06-11 15:56:33 · 20 answers · asked by gregdean 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
you will save money on your grocery bill and toilet paper. don't spend all your savings in one place.
2007-06-11 16:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hamsters don't live "long term". They have a lifespan of only 2-3 years. Marry a giant tortoise. They live about 177 years. Now that's long term.
2007-06-11 16:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by TwyztedChyck 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*fumes at Snape* You know maybe I should kill you ! Your wiffe just died and you want to marry this man ! Severus you're better than this .... Take someone like Thee or me ... my gosh don't go for guy ! Arianna will be confused when she grows up ! *Sniffs in disgust* No .... you can't marry Voldermort...if you do I'll kill you and you'll get to be with Lily and she can kick your a%% Edit** Your wife still JUST died Severus how could you do that? Lily's going to be pissed if she comes back and I'm just going to laugh and watch
2016-05-17 22:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by luann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you wouldn't have to worry about your hamster being unfaithful... so, that would eliminate heart break. Communication would not be a big factor... just as long as you feed it... keep water for it and make sure that you keep the cage clean... your commitment would be a done deal. I am sure the two of you would be very happy together. Good Luck!
2007-06-11 16:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Candy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, for one thing, since the life expectancy of a hamster is maximum 3 years, you could consider the fact that you would be widowed in less than that time, so you would still be young enough to get another "life" partner...well, life for one of you anyway.
2007-06-11 16:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Brutally Honest 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you would have no one nagging at you!
none of the usual complaints:
'you never take me anywhere' - 'you never talk to me' - 'you never bring me flowers' - 'what are you thinking?'
you could 'cat' around all you wanted.
short term relationship, they only survive a year or so and then they're gone and you can go find aonther one!
they don't care if you shave, shower, whatever.
easy to keep the place clean - once a week you just throw everything out and start fresh!
they are all fitness freaks! workout constantly! so always in great shape!
can't think of any negatives! i say go for it!
2007-06-11 16:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by the quiet one 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if you marry your hamster then am going to marry my cat, she is exactly like a man anyway with a bad attitude lays around the house, only wants to eat and drink.
Never lets me pet her or go out on dates.
Yeap we are stuck with our pets FOREVER!
2007-06-11 16:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are none, hamsters only live a few years, so there are no long terms involved.
2007-06-11 16:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by John B 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Benefits? If you love each other, lifetime happiness. Produce love---kids is the most priceless human on earth if you lucky. Thats why people get married when they are ready.
2007-06-11 16:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Seph2 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Basically life long happiness. They never talk back. Sure, you may get a few odd stares but what do the others know? NOTHING.
=)
2007-06-11 16:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by fast fashion 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. make your own electricity (exercise wheel)
2. Easy diet
3. Minimal space required
4. doesn't nag
5. doesn't need health insurance
6. will not steal your beer
7. will not sleep with your friends
8. no divorces
9. will not accuse you of cheating
2007-06-11 16:34:59 · answer #11 · answered by redrover928 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋